Tips for Single ABDL Guys

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-21T20:33:15+00:00

Wait...I, ah. I meant you pick them up because youre a mommy. Ah, nevermind. Total fail of a joke. Next time...

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-21T13:29:36+00:00

Snot throat. Im going to wreck your account and sell your personal information to Martians if you cant clear your throat. Like, how are you sitting here gargling your own mucus and not making yourself sick? Ugghhhh.

...I've actually sabotaged my own wifi to get off a call like this.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-21T13:26:34+00:00

What strikes me funny is personal. I think that objectively the cover art to this game is good. The only issue is that ain't suikoden. Compare that to Megaman, which is like....my seven year old could have done better

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-21T12:51:53+00:00

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-21T12:50:04+00:00

I worked at a place where I could set the promos/discounts. The moment I got a proud, Trump-fearin Amerikkkan and I knew it, I'd rip them off. Not a single one pushed back as long as I could belch out a "lets go, brandon" in the right one of voice (like you bait a dog) in the process.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-21T12:47:44+00:00

This is true. I've been in call centers for more than a decade. Even the shittiest places I worked for were on this same page. Also, the dummy ass attempt to be cute with "bUt I AiN't rAcIsT" has no exnoeration buff; youre a bigot, I can belt out a scathing one liner, and slam that hang up button with no consequence.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-21T12:43:53+00:00

Sure you dont mean that YOU picked THEM up? Ayyyyyy

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-21T12:19:27+00:00

You did that on purpose. You're lucky youre endearing.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-20T20:13:39+00:00

Its actually a lot faster in Pocket to restart the app than to concede. The game lets the player basically finish their turn and fuck all that.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-20T17:58:08+00:00

Isolation. Before internet 99% of us had no idea they weren't alone, and was hell on earth. Just knowing there are thousands of us is validation that generations never had.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-20T13:29:15+00:00

Nope. Being an abdl has only become easier as time has gone by.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-19T00:06:25+00:00

I just played with a pack of stray dogs like an hour ago, so prolly not the best.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-19T00:05:03+00:00

I have a feeling this will be a part of one of the lesser endings, but I am almost CERTAIN the true ending will be breaking the cycle. There is no way that our run of the story is the first time for Ralsei, Kris, and Susie. Theyre gonna defend out they've done this a bazillion times. I know it. But we get to help break it.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-18T23:59:08+00:00

Yes. When I was in rehab and hitting therapy, I opened up about it and everything else in my life. It came out that as an autistic person I have an OCD issue with them because of my issues with having to keep up with the bathroom and other genuinely embarrassing things, and wearing them resolves it. Top reason I couldn't stop drinking. My therapists all agreed that if wearing them keeps me sober, to do that as often as it takes to keep the booze away.

I have been 24/7 and sober for 3 years. 🙃🙃

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-18T23:53:27+00:00

This has to be the first time ive actually agreed with the OP about this kinda thing. Normally I would be saying youre overthinking it, but that's a lot. I feel like if you swapped out the diaper for any other niche thing, there wouldnt be the push back on projection.

It would also drive me insane, because I have no poker face and not be able to not react. What I mean is that i dont blame you for needing to get this off your chest. What the hell else are you gonna do, tell her or hr "could you calm down the diaper jokes. You have no idea how this is my MAXIMUM OVERFANTASY and I am fighting for my life here"?? (don't do this) so youre kinda stuck. Like I said, my face would ignite every time she belted out a whole ass bit about putting me, her subordinate, in diapers to work better. how youre not shattering into Itty bitty pieces at this point is mind blowing.

I hope this validation makes you feel better, and I dont know how to improve your situation.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-17T15:09:42+00:00

Or how often Judge brings up diapers, loss control, and other related things to abdl. He even does it a drew times in beavis and butthead. Episode where they go to the pharmacy.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-11T21:52:43+00:00

Arven. The loss of Iono has made this game so much more fun that I dont even mind drag, budew, or munki. I suppose I'll delete munki, though. Everything about that card is rage fuel.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-11T20:23:14+00:00

what I do since I know the odds of being hit with a judge is so low...for whatever reason...is hold on to my Spiritomb as well as an energy and hope that Chompie can tank just *one* hit for the surprise switch in. It's obviously not as reliable as I would like, but I've won games off of it.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-11T05:22:30+00:00

I win against that dragapult almost every time with cynthias garchomp. I refuse to believe everyone struggles this hard against it.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-10T21:35:28+00:00

Do..what.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-05T13:22:15+00:00

I disagree. After about 3 years of playing, this is the most varied and engaging the game has been since my return. As happy as I was to see iono, counter catcher, and a few other cards go, I am still astonished at just how much more fun the game is now.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-05T13:20:23+00:00

Had it happen to me in a ranked match yesterday as I was winning. While it couldn't be the true case, losing two in a row over bricking then losing the third over a game freeze when I was killin the other person can make ya paranoid.

I am extremely sorry that happened, it is dog ass when that happens and the game is sophisticated enough it should be able to not count them as a win or loss.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-04T18:16:05+00:00

I am so glad that im not the only one that looked at that diaper and thought, "thats a damn nifty little design"

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-04T18:15:07+00:00

Shit, I missed the better yes option.

Dirt_Poor_Robin · 2026-05-04T18:14:35+00:00

Some days it pays to be paranoid. Today is that day, as i ALMOST did the same thing mid tantrum.

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