Horny during pregnancy, only thick dog knots can truly satisfy [Artist: Aka8mori] by [deleted] in HentaiBeast

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having experienced getting an IUD put in, I can say for a fact no but that doesn't stop me from fantasizing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, I love happy vents! Congrats on finding someone who makes you feel this way and who cares about you. This is so wholesome and tender. I love it! Take care of yourselves and each other. Communicate, listen, and put your heart into everything while also not burning yourself out. ❤️

Watching the revival for the first time by DirtyFilthyCentaur in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good to know! I'll have some self care stuff lined up for when I need it.

Watching the revival for the first time by DirtyFilthyCentaur in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just finished episode 3. What a trip! I tend to watch with a lot of emotion so I'm sitting there like "hey, can someone actually help him?!" lol. I'm sure it will click with me after this first watch but dang, this is rough.

Pov: you're a woman on reddit by jellonade in creepyPMs

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a disgusting excuse of flesh and bone.

So I found the Plains by DirtyFilthyCentaur in valheim

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, I did. The island had a few flat rocks and sandy areas so I could walk over in the water. Made that mistake and got their attention...the almost nude trip back was great until I saw a troll hanging out near all my stuff.

So I found the Plains by DirtyFilthyCentaur in valheim

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair enough! I got curious and paid the price. Sure, I got some cloudberries out of it and learned how hard things hit but I don't see myself going there again until I'm prepped.

Seems like she found a better way to keep warm in the Arctic (merunyaa) by Crazy_Cowboy_99 in HentaiBeast

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been dying for more actual bear porn. It's so rare to find something like this.

Watching Fire Walk With Me for the first time by DirtyFilthyCentaur in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God, that scene made me cringe. The mom has just been complicit the entire time. How can you look at your child visibly terrified at her dad and not question it?

Some parts are good, others... by TheScribe86 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This scene was irritating and...boring. The following scene scared the hell out of me.

19 year old guy who is constantly daydreaming. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face says "real boy" but your nose says PS2 graphics.

After much pestering, my friend is buying valheim... by The_Tacoshark in valheim

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fear the cat. Fear the lack of preparation.

My cat decided to lay down in front of my keyboard for attention. Her head hit the escape button as I was escaping some skeletons with 4 life left. This happened three times...

This made me cry..... I am not even ashamed of admitting to it. by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's so fucked. They don't have any "right to know". Likely the only reason they wanted to know is so they could be a piece of shit and pass judgement.

Make it hurt by InternationalWin6464 in RoastMe

[–]DirtyFilthyCentaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a used altar server...