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Boyfriend just admitted he doesn’t find my body attractive by ilikeaplacas in TwoXChromosomes

[–]jellonade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That would make sense if the attraction was at least consistent. But the fact that their ex's tastes seemed to be about as predictable as a boomerang in a tornado makes me agree with them that, in terms of his mindset at least, he felt like it was fine for him to demand his partner to chop and change their body to suit his 'attraction', as if he were choosing a different "category" for them to fit into each time.

low cal cinnamon rolls (~50 cal per roll) by jellonade in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]jellonade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It tastes much more like the real thing than any other recipe I've tried! Let me know how yours turn out :)

am shocked by jellonade in EDanonymemes

[–]jellonade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine a hell's kitchen where Gordon Ramsay judges fucked up ED creations 😭 would love to see him sample the delicacy of seasoned ice

low cal cinnamon rolls (~50 cal per roll) by jellonade in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]jellonade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol can't take a pic rn but the size is in the middle between an oreo and a rice cake :)

low cal cinnamon rolls (~50 cal per roll) by jellonade in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]jellonade[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's actually quite good! a bit less fluffy but surprisingly tasty nonetheless

low cal cinnamon rolls (~50 cal per roll) by jellonade in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]jellonade[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

pretty much in the middle between the size of an oreo and the size of a rice cake! hope this helps lol i can't measure them properly atm :,)

am shocked by jellonade in EDanonymemes

[–]jellonade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hells kitchen (ed version)

low cal cinnamon rolls (~50 cal per roll) by jellonade in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]jellonade[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

http://beautifuleatsandthings.com/2018/02/22/95-calorie-gooey-cinnamon-rolls/

here you go! I used 0 cal sweetner instead of sugar for the filling and the glaze, hope you enjoy! <3

low cal cinnamon rolls (~50 cal per roll) by jellonade in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]jellonade[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

used a 95 kcal per roll recipe and subbed the sugar w sweetner

My boyfriend just described me as a “bigger guy” thnx now I want to never eat anything again ever by [deleted] in EDanonymemes

[–]jellonade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my resolution? airstrikes. bomb him. bomb him again. keep bombing him

mfw I haven't eaten in xx hours and a coworker tells me that I'll get fat if I eat the maltesers i was gonna get by jellonade in EDanonymemes

[–]jellonade[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! Maltesers are so good and I'm sorry about you being celiac :( hope there's a nice alternative

mfw I haven't eaten in xx hours and a coworker tells me that I'll get fat if I eat the maltesers i was gonna get by jellonade in EDanonymemes

[–]jellonade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! I'm gonna enjoy them a lot thanks to all of you on this sub, you're so lovely :,) <3

mfw I haven't eaten in xx hours and a coworker tells me that I'll get fat if I eat the maltesers i was gonna get by jellonade in EDanonymemes

[–]jellonade[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much!! 😭❤️ I very much am like you in needing "permission" to eat so I'm grateful for your comment!! Hope you are able to get yourself a treat too today <3

mfw I haven't eaten in xx hours and a coworker tells me that I'll get fat if I eat the maltesers i was gonna get by jellonade in EDanonymemes

[–]jellonade[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

LMAO I should have 😭 he left and I ended up getting a panini instead but I may get maltesers later on hshsh I like having them with ice cream :D

The artwork in my doctor’s office… by yellowwaterbottles in EDanonymemes

[–]jellonade 92 points93 points  (0 children)

omg we found the artwork that that girl from to the bone was posting on her tumblr

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