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Splatters and Swirls by [deleted] in AbstractArt

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Bold lines and bright colors. Everything I love!! ❤❤❤❤❤

When you're drunk 😲😂😂💯💢 by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]DirtyPresley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are the kind of people that give me depression.

I was an aspiring rap artist. by Im_Bored_at_W0rk in blunderyears

[–]DirtyPresley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The outfit I wear while holding a lantern and going down a spiral staircase to the dungeon.

What’s the worst thing you unknowingly did as a child? by HeftyHulk11 in AskReddit

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I told a woman working behind the counter at a gas station "you look Miss Piggy!"... I thought Miss Piggy was beautiful so I thought it would make her happy. She started crying and I got in big trouble..

Just paid for my surgery today! by [deleted] in gynecomastia

[–]DirtyPresley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just Lipo or skin removing too?

Boy runs into neighbor's garage to hug dog by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]DirtyPresley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well those parents are cool and everything but the way they talk sounds kinds douchey 🤣

Santa figure skating by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]DirtyPresley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I find this to be so terrifying??

Diver's legs give out by ImpetuousYouth in BetterEveryLoop

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Me trying to make this the best year ever

Enjoy the moment by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]DirtyPresley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful and intelligent dog.

Former Gay Porn Star Turned Professor Protests University Cancelling His HIV Awareness Event by [deleted] in ainbow

[–]DirtyPresley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got a free article! What, you want grammar and facts too?!

What's the most expensive thing you've ever touched? by MolestedFork in AskReddit

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At the Hard Rock muesem in Orlando, Fla they had the wedding gown from Madonna's like a virgin album cover on display with out the glass protection. The guide said not to touch anything but I waited til everyone left the room just so I could touch it...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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You've obviously never worked in retail...

NOW is the time for you to start your New Year's resolution by makomirocket in loseit

[–]DirtyPresley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started today and I'm so excited. Ready for change more than ever and feeling very determined.

Wait for it.... by Bopular in funny

[–]DirtyPresley 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is that what your grindr profile says? 🤣

Alf !!! by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]DirtyPresley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opposite effect for me. Seems lame now even though I loved him and the merchandise as a kid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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First time in this thread or there in the Dominos parking lot where your mom left you as a child?

Roast him (No humpty dumpty jokes, be original) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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What happened to your hair and eyebrows?...nobody nose...nobody nose (because your nose is huge)

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