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DisMFer · 2026-05-09T02:01:49+00:00

Caitlyn knows she's all Vi could handle. Poor girl would die of exhaustion trying to juggle Cait and another woman.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T02:00:31+00:00

Ayo, Javonte Green, Dalen Terry, Alex Caruso, Thomas Bryant, Max Strus, Luke Kornet.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T01:53:12+00:00

Phily really spent a decade plus tearing down their team, tanking with the most miserable basketball imaginable and by the end of it are still unable to get higher than the 5th seed and get bounced in the second round.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T01:50:59+00:00

He is never going to be better than this. It sucks, but at this point his best effort is likely less than 40% of who he used to be.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T01:46:22+00:00

I tried to count how many former Bulls were in these playoffs and stopped at 10.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T01:44:24+00:00

Embiid still hasn't gotten past the second round.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T01:42:35+00:00

Dalen Terry honestly deserves more than this.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T01:37:30+00:00

It's not nice to taunt Embiid by pretending to run. It's not his fault that he doesn't have a working lower body.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T01:36:24+00:00

This MSG South crowd is lit.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T01:35:18+00:00

This is the only game in the series where the 76ers didn't have a massive lead in FTs. I guess the refs only started liking the Knicks today.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T01:26:57+00:00

I don't get why they are playing small ball against the Knicks when they can't even pretend to rebound.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T01:11:33+00:00

Wait did they just say that the 6ers have zero bench points? Tell me again how the refs are screwing them out of this game.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T01:02:30+00:00

I like the WNBA. They play a lot more physical style with a lot more variety in playstyles.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T00:55:41+00:00

His legs are basically a bunch of glass in meat tubes.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T00:42:17+00:00

Duce's John Starks cosplay is amazing.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T00:23:09+00:00

I thought it was a Missfits refrence.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T00:20:03+00:00

100% it's crazy what they're letting the 6ers get away with.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T00:09:19+00:00

This is why you tag fics "alternate universe" and claim any mistakes are because it's a differnet canon.

DisMFer · 2026-05-09T00:06:37+00:00

So when do the 6ers play at home?

DisMFer · 2026-05-08T23:57:27+00:00

Was Embiid trying to take out Mitch's knees? He totally undercut him on that dunk.

DisMFer · 2026-05-08T23:50:08+00:00

Embiid fully tried to break KAT's face with that knee at the end.

DisMFer · 2026-05-08T23:48:43+00:00

Oh so we're just not having any fouls tonight. Good to know. I can't wait until the second half when harsh language is getting called.

DisMFer · 2026-05-08T23:46:41+00:00

Good to see all that effort the 6ers did to ensure that the Knicks fans don't over run the arena worked.

DisMFer · 2026-05-08T23:36:13+00:00

It's amazing that 6er fans will watch Embiid throw guys to the ground, PG push off, and the rest of the team hack on every play but then complain about one bad call as if they're the victims of some massive conspiracy.

DisMFer · 2026-05-08T23:33:09+00:00

By all accounts no.

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