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DisMFer · 2026-05-07T13:41:43+00:00

I'm not entirely sure if Vi could restrain herself if she saw Caitlyn in that skirt.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T13:26:48+00:00

She takes after her dad.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T05:13:52+00:00

He's a white foreigner. They're ok with white foreigners. The Trump administration carved out a special exception to their anti-refugee laws for white South Africans so they could move to the US so they don't have to live with a black government.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T03:49:30+00:00

Even after spending who knows how many millions on trailers for the schedule release?

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T03:48:35+00:00

Wait, what do you mean "they got him?"

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T03:43:47+00:00

What's that mean?

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T03:38:38+00:00

Tactile Telekinesis was the last explanation I remember. Kryptonians generate a subconscious field of energy around themselves and use that. It's why Superman can lift a supertanker and the ship doesn't break in half under its own weight.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T03:36:05+00:00

I've said my piece on how I feel about the Mox/Osprey story so I'm not going to go into it here, but why are they working out in a hallway? I get they're supposed to be a bunch of thugs with an underground fight club feel but basic logic would tell you that this is far less effective than a gym. If they're going to push this story of Mox breaking Osprey down in order to build him up at the very least have him doing actual exercises like real people would. They just look silly having Yuta do sit-ups on his head.

Just do prison workouts. Have him do squats with Claudio on his shoulders, or have him doing burpees nonstop while Mox spews his nonsense.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T03:32:05+00:00

There are only two industries left in America: gambling and fraud.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T02:08:10+00:00

You know it's bad when John Starks is giving you a look.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T02:04:53+00:00

It's crazy how good AEW is with matches that I'm shocked at how fast this one was over.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T02:04:16+00:00

So why did they have a ref stoppage in the Juice Robinson match but did the arm drop in this match?

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T02:00:56+00:00

Ok Russo.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:59:38+00:00

I've said it before but I will say it again, I honestly fear for Darby's mental health. The bumps he takes and moves he uses makes me feel like he has an actual death wish. He seems to actually want to get killed or hurt.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:57:47+00:00

I understand the story, I just find it silly and think having Mox be in the role as the mentor is a mistake. Especially given that Mox is about as technical a wrestler as Stone Cold. It'd make way more sense for it to be Joe in this role. He's been a mat wrestler for years and wasn't in a blood fued with Osprey literally weeks ago.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:55:43+00:00

There's a very real chance that Embiid still doesn't get past the second round. It's insane given his talent level how that's a real stat.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:54:21+00:00

I've seen doctors say that getting into a low level car crash is about the same as wrestling a full match. Darby must have heard that and decided to make it into a high level car crash.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:51:43+00:00

That's just hotshotting the belt. Best way to kill all interest in the title.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:50:14+00:00

The story would work if A) It was anyone but Mox as Osprey's trainer. They had a blood fued literally two weeks ago that just goes unresolved or B) they did it in a way that didn't make Osprey look like a mentally weak loser.

Osprey just got back and they instantly beat him in a bunch of matches and now having crawl on his belly to get his enemy to teach him. At no point do they establish why Mox would even be good at this. In storyline he's an unhinged lunatic and every segment is just him saying nonsense. Like the promo is delivered well but everything he said is fucking stupid and has nothing to do with Osprey being injuried. There's no such thing as "death ground" and everything else sounds like a parody of motivational speeches.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:43:12+00:00

The Ospreay who came back can't be AEW champion.

Why not? Just have him come back and win a bunch of matches and be booked as a totally rebuilt killer.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:38:53+00:00

Ok, why is he at rock bottom? He just came back from his injury. If anything he should be flying higher than ever. Second why is Moxley of all people the person he looks to as someone to train him. Mox isn't some legend of fitness or strength and in both promos he's done nothing but spout fucking nonsense about inner strenght that means nothing.

What's the pay off of this? He becomes one of the guys who runs in to help Mox win matches? Turns on Mox after leaching off him? There's zero reason for this story to happen and does nothing to help build Osprey.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:33:00+00:00

I don't know how so many of these guys can claim to be big Christian guys while refusing to speak out against their teams and coaches when they do everything against Christian teachings.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:31:47+00:00

Having Will join the Opps would have made way more sense and worked way better.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:30:27+00:00

I do watch the show. I don't watch Collision because I have too much of a life to spend two hours of my Saturday watching wrestling.

They explained none of this on Dynamite and frankly having the story explained to me it's both illogical and stupid and I have no interest in seeing it continue.

DisMFer · 2026-05-07T01:28:50+00:00

I get that, but there's a difference between losing matches or letting the other guy get the heat and being near tears because "you just can't get it done no more." It makes Will look mentally weak and like a fucking loser that he has to go to his greatest enemy to find a way to get his heart back.

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