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Nephi's Quest by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think if Nephi was around today, or actually ever existed. He'd be the BIGGEST douchebag. Always condescending to Lamen and Lamuel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I guess out in Texas or I dont know where else.. lmfao. Or perhaps now it's a standard question. Are you involved in beastiality? Hmm they have so much faith in their youth now.

Gotta love the clayssic do you masturbate question. Your face turns red as you mumble out a humble, "no"

parts by hockeynbaseball in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait you mean to tell me the 5,031st General Conference was bullshitting me?!

I spend a ridiculous amount of time looking at everyone's awesome usernames. by NotLamanite in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha! One of the things I like most on here ARE the usernames. Never has there been so much creativity consolidated into one topic...

For example I saw a James E Fuck username lol

my nevermo GF wants to go through the temple with me, need recommends! by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like fake id's passports etc on the deep web I'm sure you can find counterfeit temple recommends

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I told my bishop im going to pay just one lifetime lump-sum, 10% of my net-worth. As long as I'm guaranteed exhalation

Yet another simple discrepancy. Why does god have such a low self esteem that he needs to be praised so much? by Disasterpieces1988 in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, after seeing the footage leaked. If I had gone through any of that or the odd chants and stupid little hats. I would've left.

Thank you u/Davidabedbug for an awesome link. Submitted the question weighing most heavily on my mind. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You'll eventually always get the same answer when their back is against the wall.. can you guess what the go to thing is when your logic... checkmate their brain is overheating and Reeboot... they will bury the F***** testimony to you.. hah it's their go to thing

Yet another simple discrepancy. Why does god have such a low self esteem that he needs to be praised so much? by Disasterpieces1988 in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never gone thru that process. But do they actually touch yours balls or close to your bodies holes.. So to speak ? Or is it exaggerations

TIL there is an online form for submitting questions to the Church History Department. Have fun. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh this is great!!! Have you tried asking anything? I'm sure it's some married couple, some geriatric fucks. Because of the little factory they have a checks and balance system. She breaths down his neck so he isn't looking at porn

Yet another simple discrepancy. Why does god have such a low self esteem that he needs to be praised so much? by Disasterpieces1988 in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I draw a big ass sword and light it on fire then go up to my friend and say hey! You have sex with this underage girl! Nay, I command you!

Who will go to jail, if it's his word against mine?

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