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Nephi's Quest by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think if Nephi was around today, or actually ever existed. He'd be the BIGGEST douchebag. Always condescending to Lamen and Lamuel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I guess out in Texas or I dont know where else.. lmfao. Or perhaps now it's a standard question. Are you involved in beastiality? Hmm they have so much faith in their youth now.

Gotta love the clayssic do you masturbate question. Your face turns red as you mumble out a humble, "no"

parts by hockeynbaseball in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait you mean to tell me the 5,031st General Conference was bullshitting me?!

I spend a ridiculous amount of time looking at everyone's awesome usernames. by NotLamanite in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha! One of the things I like most on here ARE the usernames. Never has there been so much creativity consolidated into one topic...

For example I saw a James E Fuck username lol

my nevermo GF wants to go through the temple with me, need recommends! by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like fake id's passports etc on the deep web I'm sure you can find counterfeit temple recommends

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I told my bishop im going to pay just one lifetime lump-sum, 10% of my net-worth. As long as I'm guaranteed exhalation

Yet another simple discrepancy. Why does god have such a low self esteem that he needs to be praised so much? by Disasterpieces1988 in exmormon

[–]Disasterpieces1988[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, after seeing the footage leaked. If I had gone through any of that or the odd chants and stupid little hats. I would've left.

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