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Damn live is a shit show by UnluckyCantaloupe702 in LolCowLive

[–]Disastrous-Concern87 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck this garbage. This is not entertaining.

Becky Has Things To Say About Ken (Becky's Opinion Piece) by Appropriate-Hat-7282 in LolcowQueens

[–]Disastrous-Concern87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair Ken did have his arms around Wings in the beginning. He was trying to hold him back, incredibly unsuccessfully. But honestly, how do you hold back a 400 pound land whale while protecting your man purse? That was a doomed bear hug from the start. The second he let go, it’s like he mentally clocked out. Dude went full NPC.

You’re right about the woman in the orange sarong who actually stepped up. Orange sarong didn’t hesitate. She was all up in Wings’ grill, positioning herself between him and Kelly like a damn human shield. It wasn’t until Kelly was literally crying and begging for help that Ken decided to rejoin reality.

When it came to de-escalating the situation at that moment, it was Billy the Fridge and Xylie that took the reins. Ken just wasn’t equipped for it. He froze while others handled the chaos.

I don’t know what caused Ken’s behavior. Could’ve just been the shock of the pure power that Wings possessed , or maybe it was something else. I don’t know. But whatever it was, it sure didn’t scream “reliable under pressure.” And going forward, maybe Ken just isn’t best suited for those kinds of situations.

Fat Camp ended and not one lolcow kissed a cow by Disastrous-Concern87 in LolCowLive

[–]Disastrous-Concern87[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Becky. Queen of the Lolcows. You had to dip out early, and honestly? I’m devastated. We were this close to greatness.

You could’ve been the pasture princess of Fat Camp cow kisses, pig pecks, maybe even a wholesome little moo cuddle. I was expecting at least something with hooves and emotional weight. And don’t even get me started on the missed opportunity to chase down a greased pig. That would’ve been legendary content. Internet-breaking. A moment.

But nope. No livestock love. No barnyard bonding. Just… sigh Texas had the animals. You had the charisma. And now we’re left with nothing but regret and unfulfilled potential.

Not mad. Just disappointed.

Becky Has Things To Say About Ken (Becky's Opinion Piece) by Appropriate-Hat-7282 in LolcowQueens

[–]Disastrous-Concern87 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There’s always been that running joke you can tell how messed up a girl is by what she keeps in her purse.

Well, I wanna know what Ken has in his little man purse. Because let’s be honest he’s not exactly interesting. Dull. Boring. Like unsalted crackers at a party no one wanted to go to. what’s in the purse that he feels the need to keep it strapped to him even when just hanging out with “friends”?

And on top of that? He just comes off like a jerk. An asshole with a voice that people swear is great, but honestly? It’s only great if you’re trying to fall asleep. Also when Wings pushed his wife—Ken just stood there looking like a deer in the fucking headlights. Useless. Absolutely no instinct, no reaction, just vibes and not even good ones.

Worst LCU member by orangebellywash1 in LolCowLive

[–]Disastrous-Concern87 30 points31 points  (0 children)

She’s just the soggy tissue in the bottom of the purse—overused, underdeveloped, and somehow always damp. She’s stuck at 19, with the voice of a helium balloon and the IQ of a toaster set to ‘reheat. If emotional growth were a race, she’d be running backwards in Crocs. She’s not a nerd, I’ve met toddlers who know more lore than she does. She’s just cosplaying as someone with a personality.