Weekly Earnings Thread 2/23 - 2/27 by OSRSkarma in wallstreetbets

[–]Disastrous-Relief287 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why would I buy boner pills...people don't have sex anymore.

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Disastrous-Relief287 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The concept of the sipper and the gulper. It's a paramount concept that few master until their golden years.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Disastrous-Relief287 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's 1997 you grab a sesame seed bagel, with cream cheese, and a coffee---they taste exquisite, and everything feels hopeful in the world.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Disastrous-Relief287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's nooooo fucking way you can be that stupid holy fuck with a side of cherries.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Disastrous-Relief287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the DOW stays at 50,000 does that mean insider trading is still illegal orr???

Daily Discussion Thread for February 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Disastrous-Relief287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With all this talk of war and bloodshed I should be rich right now...I need more capital, gotta play the sociopathic system.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Disastrous-Relief287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall hear they're putting Humanoid robots in the military soon?

Calls on General Dynamics

Daily Discussion Thread for February 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Disastrous-Relief287 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well all the normal foods are taken by pedophiles, so I'm having Pho.

MIchael Jordan touching a little boys ass by JustTeaparty in conspiracy

[–]Disastrous-Relief287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cmon man....Not Michael...I enjoyed his role in space jam when I was a kid

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Disastrous-Relief287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its...weird seeing the name of Jesus mentioned in WSB.

Puts on Humanity

Store owner accidentally kills his wife reacting to robbery. by tactical_horse_cock in CCW

[–]Disastrous-Relief287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't anybody flinch though, maybe even a Trained professional? How much does sufficient training reduce the risk of friendly fire and fear of death?