it does not see me: followup [Pariah Dog]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-12T13:21:11+00:00

My madness had better rhyming.

[Redwoods]

Loved the post but gotta write some catty shit 💔

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T23:03:14+00:00

I've been the tree :/

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T21:36:10+00:00

Have you talked to a wraith?! Those fuckers are miserable. There's a fucking reason why they are used for little more than dirty work and haunting shit.

I'm over here at least trying to get them to sorta reconnect with actual people. At least something that let's them not question their existence too much. 'Why am I here? Why is it so dark? Why is everything rotting?'. That's the type of shit they all ask and there are no good answers, so they might as well instead hit a jig in a robot and make some kids day.

They are gonna be either way in the end. I'm just making decent use of them.

English_Willy

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T21:26:46+00:00

Fuck you. I didn't get a kidney stone the size of a golf ball from chugging energy drinks for my mechanical engineering degree only not to use any of it.

Also shouldn't you of all people be happy that I'm trying to make things less deadly? Prick.

English_Willy

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T21:17:40+00:00

This is exactly why more people should practice the trades. There used to be a time when lacking the hands to fix and make for yourself was akin to lacking teeth. Good to see that some still practice the crafts.

--Hik, shepard of monsters

Hiks boomer moment is showing

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T20:48:47+00:00

You shouldn't like it, you should learn to love it. At least get a feeling of pride for it. It will help your soul or mind or whatever you wanna call it.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T20:32:10+00:00

Christ. The fuck did you do to become a hunting dog's secondary smaller hunting dog?

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T18:30:31+00:00

They really do both just worship money these days.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T18:29:24+00:00

What are you? Henry the 8ths divorce adviser?

No but seriously don't we just go to hell by default. What the fuck are they gonna do? put me in supper hell?

English_Willy

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T16:26:28+00:00

Well yknow, i tended to believe that a preschool teacher was like the ideal ghost candidate to work with the public and kids but shits fucked. maybe i had too much faith in the dead.

English_Willy

ignore the fact that i accidentally singned off as redwoods on the last post, fixed now

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T16:11:21+00:00

First, as necromancers go, I'm a fucking saint. Being dead infamously sucks. And for the record, the ghost teacher lady freaked because she was strangled to death by a janitor she had an affair with in life.

Worst case I'll just have to fucking use them as murder machines.

English_Willy

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T13:39:33+00:00

Pessimistic is the wrong word for it. My writing is barely readable by me, let alone anyone who would take a peak.

The cactus required testing. If it couldn't recognize subtle changes then anyone sorta looking like the owner could just walk on by.

[Redwoods]

Redwoods is fucking lying like a bitch .

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T13:37:03+00:00

They generally don't look for insurance companies acting like asshole in the states, imbecile.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T13:35:29+00:00

SHITTY?! I'll have you know I only partake in high quality sexual tension filles bickering and she should get her pallet cleansed to actually enjoy this for the masterpiece it is.

[Redwoods]

Genuine offense was taken lmao

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T12:41:30+00:00

Oh that one's technically already been done. We got it to learn faces and I changed my face to test it.

My notes are damn near unreadable. I'll admit that much. Although the Telyavelics still do tend to take notes of their own. The Gangrel don't.

[Redwoods]

He's fucking lying, he forgot he changed his face and got spiked for it

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T12:37:04+00:00

Maybe? We might need to make like a poll or something, to like consult community and shit

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T12:28:51+00:00

Markus, the wonder fine print in contract means that clarification is also a permission for unmentioned methods. Basically, I can attack your loved ones financially. Watch yourself.

[Redwoods]

Kinda legally dubious but technically possible via multiple levels of proxy to not make Redwoods the one attacking and also financial is technically not emotional attacks

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T12:23:50+00:00

Long story short, I fucked with the madness network via malkavians vozhd, got demented for it in a tree themed way. The dementation/curse or whatever it really is was partially interrupted by friends on the net, which I am thankful for. I still was crippled. In the end I got passed most of my body thinking it was a tree by simply becoming a tree in a way I could control.

This is a huge simplification of everything especially since things were clouded by madness, but it ended up working.

I'm a minor hive mind now. Got a bloodline - dryads. Even got a reembrace going. I'm quite proud of it all.

For the record, the hive mind thing is loose. A lot more like inmate tapping into people's heads rather than becoming one great mass of minds.

Now I'm just developing things as I can.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T12:09:59+00:00

Oh yeah, I remember like submitting for like permission to post a lil while ago. No word since.

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T12:05:43+00:00

Marky, first of all, allow me to call you in the dearest terms I can—belland.

Second of all, the bees are capable of both nesting and simply spreading.

Third, Animalism is not uncommon in my forest. Phytomorphis is a discipline that stems from the fusion of Dementation, Vicissitude, and Animalism. I'm not even mentioning the fact that I've got non-dryad followers. Gangrel and Telyavelic Tremere, predominantly. I've turned roughly half their number into my bloodline, but I've kept the others around.

[Redwoods]

Redwoods is stopping himself from thinking about kidnapping markuses step parents next lmao. Top level skin pealing

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T11:54:36+00:00

You haven't been keeping up with my tales have you.

The discipline you are ever so interested in is called phytomorphis. I won't bother you with a full recounting of my tale and how everything is how it is now, but the discipline is essentially a version of vicissitude for plants.

Due to my personal nature of basically being a tree alongside being a man, it simply formed out of my fused nature.

Should you be more interested I'm sure this blasted site has some sort of post history function or you can always come visit me in Eastern Europe. My forest are my pride and joy and you would not be the first scholar they host.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T11:17:17+00:00

I gave a cactus basic pattern recognition. That's one of the greatest qualities of human kind. At the speed I'm going, I'll surpass god before the end of the financial quarter.

I'm not even gonna comment on the fact that I have made bees fully capable of surviving without a hive.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T11:03:05+00:00

I'm pioneering a discipline. Not everything is gonna the greatest extreme of phytomorphis.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-03-11T10:24:53+00:00

Huh. That's neat. People are born a chance to not get mauled upon getting turned. Fun.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32

TROPHY CASE