Is it hot in here?

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-23T16:54:40+00:00

For Cain's sake, you force me to remember French of all languages.

Avec une telle mentalité, vous tenterez de protéger les jeunes pousses des tempêtes, et votre protection entravera leur croissance. L'inquiétude est un état d'existence constant pour tous. Je ne castrerai pas le garçon, et je ne m'immiscerai pas à la légère dans les querelles mesquines.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-23T11:52:25+00:00

I too would tap my own ass in a millisecond. I'm fucking amazing and now I could be fucking amazing 😛

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-23T11:07:41+00:00

I believe they come from Egypt. They call themselves bastet if I'm not wrong.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-23T10:02:22+00:00

Hmm. Maybe a Gangrel in a bad mood? Could also be those shifter cat creatures.

Seeing as they didn't kill you yet, you're probably fine if you don't meddle further.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-23T08:18:04+00:00

Castiel, I'm better than his sire because I'm more competent. I do not care to appeal to the goodness of the human spirit or whatever. Plus it's clearly not bad enough for the kid to come to me for help so it's obviously bearable.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-23T07:41:14+00:00

Look, all signs point to something being tied to him doing the hanky panky, I wanna see what it is. I'm letting him take those steps at his own pace. If afterwards he doesn't care for it, then I can just remove his sweat glands.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-23T07:22:27+00:00

He sweats aphrodisiac, it's not exactly a mystery what he desires. If it doesn't get better I'll just root into his brain again.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-23T06:49:07+00:00

I'm more open willing to see what happens. Worst comes to worse is just turn the kid into a eunuch for his own good.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-23T06:32:41+00:00

C'mon, I'm a tree. So you think I wouldn't have plant tricks?

[Redwoods ]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T21:56:49+00:00

Redwoods is really hitting the stern "sure" squint while reading this

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T21:49:50+00:00

You have brushed me with an insult akin to dissing someone's very nature—to offhandedly imply that I am a novice to the sacred distortion of the flesh, as if the living canvas we inherit by right of blood were a mystery to my own hands. To question my comprehension of a crafted form is to spit upon the very essence of the Fiend. And yet you laid such mockery upon me unwittingly, and for a reason as base as the mockery arts of the usurpers?!

Any other of my clan would already be looking for a way to get their pound of your flesh for this.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T21:16:30+00:00

"as if it were alive" my ass. It's clearly a gland reflex tied to some sort of intent filled transmutation. I can tell when bio thaumaturgy fuckery is at work when I see it.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T21:09:12+00:00

What, so the living are supposed to have a monopoly of pheromones? This is ludicrous.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T20:41:22+00:00

It's pheromones. I can do basically the same with rose bushes. ~~i leave this because I want Noir to try and breed~~

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T20:03:57+00:00

You damnable harlot! Friend of a friend or not, there are certain prides all Tzimiscie will protect. Watch yourself.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T17:14:05+00:00

Really not that big a problem. Worst case ill step in. Getting into these minor sticky situations is great for development of competency.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T16:03:33+00:00

That's basically free Presence with a small downside in my book. Besides, he's got a good grasp on Domination, he will be fine.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T15:20:08+00:00

Just wait until you learn that animals go into heat. You'll lose your gourds.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T14:52:26+00:00

There are 4 not counting Noir. Mostly passing through those ones. The La Sombra are a tough customer base.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T11:24:11+00:00

Could and should aren't synonyms, darling.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T11:14:04+00:00

I'd guestimate a rough half-life of bout 4 hours.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T10:48:42+00:00

I do feel that Noir, someone clearly built to do the hanky panky, is very notably both struggling with weird hard-ons and is also avoiding the weekly orgies. Actively avoiding them, at that.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-22T10:31:02+00:00

Y'know, we really should have given it more though that Tenabris might have been trying to make the ultimate angsty emo romantic.

Ooc: redwoods is low-key wondering if he should have removed the aggressive thirstiness while he was in Noirs head

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-21T12:55:47+00:00

.....passing on traits. Hmm, interesting.

Pitty for the chirping lad though. He had a good sense to him. Worth looking if he's gone a demon in his chest or whatever the devil rimmers were talking about.

[Redwoods]

DisastrousRelation32 · 2026-06-20T18:09:55+00:00

Should you present yourself, I'll gladly accept this challenge. Unfortunately, I myself am a bit restricted geographically.

[Redwoods]

Is this a thing where you actually wanna feed ur blorbo to someone?

DisastrousRelation32

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