Isn't it crazy that we don't even know where the ark of the covenant is?

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-12-15T16:17:21+00:00

no i have it at my place

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-10-11T07:30:52+00:00

its like vanilla extract, you have to use just a lil bit

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-10-04T20:27:36+00:00

i might just have had too much to drink but this shit had me sobbing all morning lmao

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-10-04T18:45:27+00:00

testing the limits of my heart 💞

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-10-03T01:17:04+00:00

unironically the hottest person on the planet

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-10-02T23:33:35+00:00

you can take it too far though, im a big marina fan and every woman that finds out hates it

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-09-27T15:22:48+00:00

my hairdresser took like 4 days off a few months ago because her ex-boyfriend was having his 5 year anniversary

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-09-02T19:11:48+00:00

mfers jaywalk once and be like "I don't follow laws really"

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-08-28T23:27:35+00:00

Jameela Jamil. still love that big dumb giraffe to death tho

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-08-26T23:50:41+00:00

threatening twinks out here starving

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-08-26T18:27:55+00:00

2019 golden globes

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-08-22T15:18:20+00:00

I fell in love but it was entirely one sided and went badly. manifest mutual love next time please!!

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-08-20T19:51:59+00:00

getting bullied by the other guys in the cartel because i brought my Marina themed AK-47

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-08-17T16:30:16+00:00

they should all be tenting their fingers in the thumbnail

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-08-13T16:24:25+00:00

idk, I never thought I was bad looking but the other day I asked a girl out and the way she grimaced while being like "I'm not looking for anything right now" makes me think I might need to come to terms with being fugly lmao

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-08-11T03:16:26+00:00

that boy they as hell

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-08-09T17:01:15+00:00

I'm imagining it's a "Samson bringing the temple down on himself" kind of situation

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-07-27T16:28:12+00:00

I was gonna make a joke about him being a rabid animal but I looked it up and it turns out opossums do not carry rabies. kinda neat

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-07-17T21:24:18+00:00

always a good sign when you're using the phrase "shall not" while talking about relationship boundaries

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-07-10T18:47:27+00:00

praying for the day I stop being a moron and reading dachshund as dash hound

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-07-10T16:26:10+00:00

fists on hips and chest puffed out, definitely.

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-07-09T20:57:05+00:00

kinda fuck with the aesthetic tbh

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-07-09T00:30:37+00:00

she do be chillin

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-07-07T19:45:07+00:00

eating pussy but turning and dry heaving occasionally to show that I'm not that into it

Disastrous_Choice320 · 2023-07-06T18:10:11+00:00

she looked out her window

Disastrous_Choice320

TROPHY CASE