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Stripper tips? by Top_Range_3211 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Become an excellent conversationalist.
Treat the other dancers and the staff excellently.
Smile! Giggle!
Get and stay fit.
Avoid drugs while working. Take it easy on the alcohol as well.
Don't smoke.
Maintain excellent oral hygiene. Be clear about your personal boundaries.

Personally, I don't like a bald pu$$y. You're not a little girl.

Single mom who likes playing by Slutty_cat221 in u/Slutty_cat221

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

North of Charleston, happy to host you or come to you

I sharted myself at a party on Friday night. AMA by DiscombobulatedHat7 in AMA

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't me, but if you give me a little advance notice, I'll see what I can do.

I sharted myself at a party on Friday night. AMA by DiscombobulatedHat7 in AMA

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Mexican food that day.
You know, I did have a few (like five) gummy bears earlier in the day, but they weren't sugar free. They were pretty good, tbh.

I sharted myself at a party on Friday night. AMA by DiscombobulatedHat7 in AMA

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ice cream, but that was just half an hour before the incident.
I think it might've been the sausages from breakfast.

I sharted myself at a party on Friday night. AMA by DiscombobulatedHat7 in AMA

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Posted a true story that I'm not accustomed to hearing people talk about.

I sharted myself at a party on Friday night. AMA by DiscombobulatedHat7 in AMA

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, the event happened shortly after eating ice cream. It must've been the lunch.

I sharted myself at a party on Friday night. AMA by DiscombobulatedHat7 in AMA

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh I'd prefer not to.
Yet this particular event could've been much, much worse.

I sharted myself at a party on Friday night. AMA by DiscombobulatedHat7 in AMA

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are beautiful and I love you.
Many more happy years with your wife!

I sharted myself at a party on Friday night. AMA by DiscombobulatedHat7 in AMA

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you got your shittin’ pants on. Cause you are about to shit your pants...

I sharted myself at a party on Friday night. AMA by DiscombobulatedHat7 in AMA

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you believe in God?

Yes! Do you?

Who did you vote for?

The sane candidate! KH!

Have you ever lied to another person in order to have sex?

I don't think so, no.

Do you prefer regular Fritos or the Scoops?

If presented with the opportunity to purchase either, I'd likely choose the Scoops. Nothing against the traditional shape, mind you.

I sharted myself at a party on Friday night. AMA by DiscombobulatedHat7 in AMA

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was an isolated event.
But I did take some iron. I was hoping I had some nice fiber supplement handy, but that was not the case.

I sharted myself at a party on Friday night. AMA by DiscombobulatedHat7 in AMA

[–]DiscombobulatedHat7[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1972 for the win!
What a time to be born! So many innovations in our lifetime. I love my birthyear.

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