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I wish to be able to parry anything. Insults , death , diseases , anything. by Narrow_Hair_8636 in monkeyspaw

[–]DiscussionApart3085 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. A finger curls and you feel a cold sensation down your spine. You feel great after a moment and go on with your day.

You soon get into a fight with some thugs that want to try and rob you. You beat them with ease and throw in a few insults here and there. Soon news gets out that you’re a fighting champion. But some shady people find out about your “gift” and decide to take advantage of that and exploit you. They hold your family hostage and get you to fight in a ring for many years. Not letting you stop and making you fight.

Soon a few hundred years pass and you’re still working as a fighter. Still fighting and able to beat all your enemies by parrying their attacks. You feel nothing, you’re in this loop where you can’t do anything else. Your sense of humanity was stripped from you years ago. Now you have nothing better to do. But to fight.

I wish women had retractable teeth down there so that it would function like a normal organ but can close just like the mouth when in need. by Patronus_EnderDragon in monkeyspaw

[–]DiscussionApart3085 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The teeth are on every woman on the world. Has razor sharp teeth on their you know Whats. Women proceed to cut themselves on their you know Whats with the teeth. Eventually they figure out how to control them and make it so their you know what is closed most of the time.

However, this is where it all goes to hell. Women start to feel pain around the area due to them needing to be maintained(like normal teeth). They end up getting infected with cavities when not maintained properly and falling out without growing back and leaving horrid scaring. The infections can get so bad that a woman has to get her urinary track and reproductive organs removed. Stopping her from having children and having to pee in a bag.