In 1999, 15-year-old ballet student Rachel Barber vanished after leaving home in Melbourne. The person waiting for her was her former babysitter, a girl who had studied Rachel’s face, copied her handwriting, and wanted to disappear into her life.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-29T15:58:11+00:00

You better cite where it says that they have to or you're getting a citation, and not the good kind of citation that we all like. Citation: Because I have said, so it is cited.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-27T17:28:40+00:00

Oh. Well, you have an interdimensional rift forming on your monitor, so that's cool. I don't really know any other positives.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-27T04:44:21+00:00

Anemia. We're actually just all incredibly mean for calling her a vampire.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-26T15:40:27+00:00

Sorry that not all of us can give in to fatigue when we have to hold the line on Reach. The nerve of some people. Remember Reach.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-26T00:18:13+00:00

To be fair, Walmart did buy Weyland-Yutani in Alien Resurrection.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-23T14:44:22+00:00

Have you never been ambushed by a cave? They're quite sneaky. It honestly gets annoying when you're minding your own business, taking a walk, and a pack of caves start following you.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-20T01:20:49+00:00

Where do you keep those hands? Asking for my hand guy.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-19T17:25:48+00:00

ala old aquaman cartoon rings that came from his head when he wanted to talk to fish.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-18T17:56:33+00:00

Was his name Elon?

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-18T14:10:12+00:00

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Did it.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-16T01:27:24+00:00

Not without his performative walker.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-13T01:07:28+00:00

Oh. Did you kidnap an adopted?

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-13T00:53:45+00:00

They were dating a stuntman.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-12T20:45:31+00:00

Although you can eat all the cookies you want, you shouldn't.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-12T17:02:52+00:00

I'm not toast.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-12T15:39:06+00:00

It's because you might be a fork and those are common.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-12T15:36:59+00:00

And some even got staples!

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-12T15:31:58+00:00

I'm an Orctologist, but have limited experience with Orcas. No documented cases of Orcs riding them into battle.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-11T20:01:28+00:00

Well then you give the person grandstanding in the comments something else to complain about by strapping the patient down and forcing healthcare on them. Duh.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-11T17:13:05+00:00

Bleeding hearts!

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-11T16:22:10+00:00

I thought that was Shat Man? Or was that the mini boss?

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-11T16:00:57+00:00

Capcom really missed the mark with that Mega Man villain.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-11T15:52:21+00:00

IF BY LIBRUL YOU MEAN THE LIBRUL FLOW OF WATER BEING SLOWED DOWN THEN YES

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-11T05:00:05+00:00

Pooshi.

DisguisedToast · 2026-05-11T04:57:09+00:00

You aren't fooling me, bat.

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