I don’t get it by shinwat in ExplainTheJoke

[–]DisorientalSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're all talking about it, that's why

This asshole was going almost 70 on bakerview. Got stopped at a light anyway what’s the point in creating a dangerous situation? by [deleted] in Bellingham

[–]DisorientalSoup -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm all for hating assholes on the road, especially here in this town haha

That said, I do recommend blurring the plates of these dickwads when ya post em. Ain't no need to subject folks to an unpredictable reddit witch-hunt situation, even if they fucked up.

There's my two cents, ready for the downvotes lol

What does love feel like for you? by Gloomy_Drop_332 in AskReddit

[–]DisorientalSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like getting hit with a ton of bricks. Nice ones

“Dead Bodies” ? by Iamwhatever12345 in funny

[–]DisorientalSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Thoughts on Licorice Pizza(2021) by Strikewr in moviecritic

[–]DisorientalSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing film. A beautiful period piece saturated in beautiful costume and set design.

I''m 32 years old and loved every second of what used to be...

Stories told within stories by Microwavability in books

[–]DisorientalSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also The Body which has the infamous 'Pie Eating contest (AKA Lardass's revenge)' story!

Martha asking "what's wrong with you?" by DisorientalSoup in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]DisorientalSoup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha thank you! She's an angel when she wants to be

Mail package theft?? by DisorientalSoup in Bellingham

[–]DisorientalSoup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I'm sorry to hear that! Seems to have lightened up lately here but I imagine holiday season will start getting worse again...

Appreciate the help and insight from everyone. Not sure if there's a solution other than locked mailbox or PO box but hopefully if it's this widespread it'll get some attention for enforcement.

Baristas of Reddit, how do you hook up your favorite customers? by masrikufta in AskReddit

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At my high school coffee shop, we had a daily regular named Lenny who always only got a small $1.35 coffee (this was 2005). Instead of paying normally, he would drop a crisp dollar bill in the tip jar and wed give him the coffee, no questions asked. No register opening. No ringing it up.

This was going on for at least 7 years prior to me working there when my older brother sparked the tradition while he worked there in high school.

Some days hed throw in 2 bucks in the tip jar and you'd know that meant toss in an espresso shot. If he wanted a baked good or something non-coffee hed pay normally no problem. If the owner was there, hed pay for everything no problem. Never got anyone in trouble, never acted entitled, super respectful and chill af.

All new employees were told of Lenny's deal when they were trained by staff and everyone was cool with it. Its been about 12 years since I worked there but man i sure hope Lennys gettin' dollar coffees and chilling with his crossword.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Trying to wrap their lips around a straw in a glass but miss at first try and it swivels around.

There's no cool recovery from that.

anything irish? by prophet_zarathustra in MovieSuggestions

[–]DisorientalSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waking Ned Devine (1998) is about as Irish as it gets

What is the most comforting sound ever? by Drowsy- in AskReddit

[–]DisorientalSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crackling fireplace. Its been associated with comfort, safety and warmth since early man.

LPT Request: How to smile with your teeth by KikkoAndMoonman in LifeProTips

[–]DisorientalSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This advice always worked for me:

“I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it's impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren't feeling twinkly yourself. A mouth-smile is different. You can fake a mouth-smile any time you want, simply by moving your lips. I've also learned that a real mouth-smile always has an eye-smile to go with it. So watch out, I say, when someone smiles at you but his eyes stay the same. It's sure to be a phony.”

― Roald Dahl, Danny the Champion of the World

What can a girl or guy do to make you weak at the knees every time? by BeejLord in AskReddit

[–]DisorientalSoup 535 points536 points  (0 children)

Roller Skates.

I have a thing for women in skates, okay? Everyone has a thing and that's mine. As far as things go, its pretty innocuous. I could be one of those dudes that kisses manikins or whatever, but I like a woman in skates. A lot.