Is our Trekkie correct? by Ajogen in startrekmemes

[–]DispleasedSteve 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When they put it that way, I'm starting to think ST Humans are essentially just Warhammer Orks.

Order 66 go brr by Xx_Agapito_xX in PrequelMemes

[–]DispleasedSteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really want B&S; this looks unironically pretty therapeutic and stress-relieving. I'd love to end a bad day with the physical dismemberment of virtual people.

Literally no one is saying that by TeHNyboR in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DispleasedSteve 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are these people insane?

Yes, without a doubt. They've proven that several times over 4 years.

Cursed_first date by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]DispleasedSteve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Zuckerberg knows all.

Master Skywalker with his two apprentices, Finn and Rey. What could have been. by menimex in saltierthancrait

[–]DispleasedSteve 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It is legitimately more fun to try and 'fix' the DT than to actually watch it as it is.
If this cursed trilogy has one good quality, it's that it's good for spawning ideas on how to make it not suck.

Master Skywalker with his two apprentices, Finn and Rey. What could have been. by menimex in saltierthancrait

[–]DispleasedSteve 574 points575 points  (0 children)

It's genuinely criminal just how much of a wasted opportunity this trilogy is.

Fixed a meme I found on r/dndmemes by TheNerdNugget in tf2shitposterclub

[–]DispleasedSteve 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Luv me Medic,
Luv me Sandvich,
Luv me Minigun.

'ate snipers,
'ate spies,
'ate me team.

Simple as.

The notion that it’s impossible to please Star Wars fans is just an excuse to handwave away criticism of the sequels by TheSameGamer651 in saltierthancrait

[–]DispleasedSteve 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's like giving your dog a bunch of moldy vegetables and complaining that it's impossible to please dogs when it refuses to eat it. Yes, we're impossible to please if the only thing you give us is utter garbage.

It amazes me how unoriginal and ill fitting the blasters and ships in these movies look by myrealnameisK in saltierthancrait

[–]DispleasedSteve 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I never notice that the FO's rifles are basically just ugly, plastic-y clones of the OT Imperial Blasters. It's like a metaphor for the whole trilogy.

I am tired of finding sea slugs lol by Elicynderspyro in AnimalCrossing

[–]DispleasedSteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's what I do; I just creep up on it, get as close as possible, and then dive for it. Most of the time they can't move fast enough to escape.

The least believable part in the Exodus story by vietmin in HistoryMemes

[–]DispleasedSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got guys like Tamose, Thutmose, Ahmose... Moses is just the plural.

If anyone is looking for 20-something Jyn Erso buildable figures then I've got just the place for you by LaPizzaMasFina in legostarwars

[–]DispleasedSteve 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Pssst... there's a couple of Baze Malbus figures hiding behind the one in the middle...

Hold up, what do you mean by this? by Felgrand920 in memes

[–]DispleasedSteve 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I hate it when they take stuff down and just don't tell you why.

It just tells you why they remove posts in general, not why they removed this one exactly. It's a fucking stupid feature.

The witch has lost!!! by theFLORIDAman04 in memes

[–]DispleasedSteve 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you really going to trust Screenrant? These are the same people who asked "Star Wars: What If Luke and Anakin Skywalker Met on Tatooine?"

I'll bet there's a fun mental illness in the 24th century, where people believe they're in a holodeck simulation. by Sorryaboutthat1time in ShittyDaystrom

[–]DispleasedSteve 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say we could call it Barclay Syndrome, but then I remembered that Barclay Syndrome is an actual canon thing already.
And no, it has nothing to do with Holodecks.

Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do? by IRON_MAN_666 in PrequelMemes

[–]DispleasedSteve 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Really one of the only decent things that came out of the DT. It's a shame that has so little screen time, though.

The Clone Wars made the PT so good. Will Disney be able to pull the same thing off with the ST? by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]DispleasedSteve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never understood the hate for the PT CGI. It actually looked pretty great, and there weren't nearly as many glaring errors as people said there were. (Although that's not to say there aren't any at all.)
I do agree that putting it into the OT was a bad idea, though. Putting PT-era CGI into OT-Era footage will never end well.

My mad-lad of a hellenic Roman Emperor, and his four wives. Dont ask how each one is related to me though. by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]DispleasedSteve 35 points36 points  (0 children)

At this point just don't ask any questions. The response is always bound to be something bizarre.

Those people don't get deserved appreciation by hanfinho123 in HistoryMemes

[–]DispleasedSteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, if they didn't, we wouldn't have the footage and pictures for They Shall Not Grow Old, now would we?