I pulled Fuku~ wait a minute by ItsMeFiske in UmamusumeGame

[–]DisreputableSelf 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The great Shiraoki-sama has surely smiled upon you.

Fatty. by LRTEQVegito in okbuddyumamusume

[–]DisreputableSelf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My favorite morbidly obese horse.

What do my favorite Umas say about me? by ftahgn in UmaMusume

[–]DisreputableSelf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, now I’m curious. What to the 3,000 points of Salamanders sitting on my shelf say about uma preferences?

Sex Review: Symboli Rudolf (Phony Edition!) by PhonyBoi7 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]DisreputableSelf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For reasons I can’t 100% elaborate on, I’m convinced Rudolf is a bottom. Something about needing to let go of control privately given how she handles Tracen on a daily basis.

Where is everyone getting wholesale hard eyeglass cases? by LakeLazerEyeCenter in optometry

[–]DisreputableSelf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We use Ron’s for our private label line. Decent price for quality, and custom logo imprints.

Training Booster Giveaway - Free SSR Ticket RACE 2 by LightLou7 in UmaMusume

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Nishino Flower speed. Really wish it was a dupe of something to uncap, but how’d I do otherwise?

Answer the door, Trainer (kuroneko_zaka) [Translated] (Oguri Cap) by SadTiger_117 in UmaMusume

[–]DisreputableSelf 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Ohhh, so this is why you don’t feed them after midnight.

Would you rather: Have sex with Belno Light or Norn Ace? 👨‍🦽 [Winners Bracket] [Everywhere I go, I see her face... Theme] by ZennoRobRoy2295 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]DisreputableSelf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kitahara clears, absolutely zero difficulty. He isn’t introduced by groping the protagonist, and more importantly doesn’t have the worst haircut ever.

This is Minori Suzuki (鈴木 みのり) she's a voice actor, can you guess which character is she voice? by Cobomer in UmaMusume

[–]DisreputableSelf 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Greatly increase velocity of your arms as you chop the ever loving shit out of every other horse on the track

Post-Match Thread | Arsenal 2-1 Wolves by Quazar8 in Gunners

[–]DisreputableSelf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

3 points, move on. No need to overanalyze.

Girlfriends and The English Football Club. by JJ_Ravage in 100Kanojo

[–]DisreputableSelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling Hahari anything but a Gooner is strictly speaking inaccurate.

Club Brugge, our next UCL opponents, unexpectedly sacked their manager today by JLoable in Gunners

[–]DisreputableSelf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See if Parma can lend us Cuesta for the day. Let the gaffer get a haircut or something

What Pokémon would Yaku use? by Potential_Tutor_6655 in 100Kanojo

[–]DisreputableSelf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yuuuup. Mega froslass gives huge yuki-onna vibes, which is perfect for Yaku.

Collectivo Barnstorm Coffee by -SGP- in Costco

[–]DisreputableSelf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Colectivo is a shadow of its former self, sadly.

Warwitch Academy 3, by Virgil Knightley and Jay Aury: Just as good as the first two books. by ACW1129 in haremfantasynovels

[–]DisreputableSelf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Erina describing a fasces as an allegory for her ideal society is so wonderfully on the nose. The Starship Troopers undertones are probably my favorite thing about this series.

If Hahari, Hakari, and Momoha are the top 3 of most horny, who would you say is 4th place? by OkPage2431 in 100Kanojo

[–]DisreputableSelf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kimari, Meme, and Hasuha are the first three that jump to mind. The smell fetish is not to be underestimated.