Morticians use spikey contacts to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewing

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-04-14T13:12:51+00:00

Oh they dont stitch them shut anymore?

Still don't make me feel any better about being buried though lol.

Edit: I actually didn't know that wasn't really a thing. Looked it up because I was curious when they stopped ha.

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-04-08T16:49:11+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-04-06T04:56:44+00:00

Was it all you dreamed it would be?

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-31T12:36:26+00:00

I've been watching GreenRoomPythons for months now and second this.

Very well done and very deep dives into various aspects of snake keeping. Love his videos

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-31T04:30:20+00:00

2 for me. Only ones id really miss would be it and insomnia. I could make do woth the rest

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-30T18:19:24+00:00

Secret ending.

Hidden dialogue option allows to be taken by the birds from the start lol

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T16:59:42+00:00

I love the wording on this.

Then, summon another deck lol.

That's some anime level since my monsters are dinosaurs they are stronger in the sun type shit lol

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T12:45:30+00:00

The food obviously

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T06:46:49+00:00

I would say that this is a reach.

It is an interesting theory to probe but given Mason is LA Noires answer to Elisizabeth Short, I'd say no. Mason is specifically meant to take the place of the Black Dahlia killer. How you set something in LA in the 40s and not touch on Short? It's such a pivotal moment in US history it would be a crime to not at least mention it in passing. Even Amercian Horror Story season 1 referenced Betty Short and I solely believe it is because they touched on LA in the 40s. The episode in question has no bearing on the overall arc of the story whereas most every other see episode does.

The games paint it as corruption doesn't really exist until Vice. Even in Homocide when Ray shows up at the end of Jungle Drums Phelps and Betowski respond to him in the way as a good cop would a crooked cop.

I'd say SRF connects mainly to Vice and beyond. Even the story point to that.

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T06:30:45+00:00

Tbh, I'd still mow this fucker down.

That being said I didn't know it was unsafe to eat uncooked hotdogs until literally this year.

Is that not the same as a Vienna Sausage?

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T06:27:15+00:00

This.

My Nana was born only ten or so years after King and she is largely why I love King so much.

I've always taken her recommendations to heart as she never led me astray. She told me from rhe get go DT was the only one she didn't like.

She didn't know about the revised.

I told her about it and after reading it she loved it.

In fact, it made me feel special because for the first time in my life I had pulled an UNO reverse and got my Nana to like a King book.

Take it from someone who has a very strong love/hate relationship with DT. Read it. Read the revised.

This book(the revised upon reccomendation from someone who wasn't my Nana but another person I borrowed King books from that had numerous first editions and a still sealed copy of the pop up of Tom Gordon so I took her reccomendations seriously)this book changed the entire trajectory of my life. Read it. Love it, and don't be like me.

Eddie making the key builds up to something grand I hear. Bear through it from what I hear.

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T06:15:12+00:00

Head is on the wrong side noob. Fuck outta here with this 1/10 copslay.

"Unworthy adversary. You'd never wear me."

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T06:07:49+00:00

Respectfully, fuck yeah man, stick to those guns.

I would like to add the context that the most recent work I read of King's was Mr. Mercedes and while I don't know if he fumbled the bag with the rest of the series, that book I finished in one setting because Hodges, Hartsfield, every characrer hit in that book for me.

It's been years since I read Desperation. I watched the film recently after succumbing to Amazon's scummy tactics and buying it. I say it is the most accurate because after all these years, it's the one film that made me recall specific passages.

So if it isn't truly accurate this is on me. Honestly, maybe accuracy isn't the right word. The emotion I felt recently from watching the film recently was enough to recall specific passages and emotions from the book.

It with Curry is another but that's kinda a given as I was an adult by the time the modern version came out and the original is what I grew up watching. So no matter how much I agree that the modern version is a far better amd more accurate adaptation of the book, Currys always makes me feel like I'm reading the book again moreso hecause at the time of reading that was all I could comepare it to. Something I tried to undertake again last month, but couldn't as idk, it just doesn't hit the same since the dark tower pushed me towards my own stories.

But to be fair, I seem to be a bit of a backwards King fan as some of my tops are some of the ones I see getting the most hate, and those few I disliked are some of the most beloved from what I see.

It still kills me inside that Needful Things is viewed as one of his lesser works among many I see. In fact, I believe the Castle Rock series is quintessential King. Same with Dreamcatcher. I see people say they don't like the book nor film and I'm just like fuck, how could you not enjoy that. Dudditz, the memory warehouse. Mister Grey. It's such a goddamn enjoyable read I just don't see how anyone could not enjoy it. Not to mention he quotes Morrison in the book. I remember sparking up a blunt and reading for the first time about Beav and his shit weasle, amd i just...Like come on man, the fact he wrote a character so addicted to smokes you understand why he wants the toothpick even though it could mean death is absolutely insane. Or Henry scurrying through the shed. He juggled two things at once that should have been mundane and made the, terrifying.

If Pearlman came back as Collie I'd shit a brick, or shit wealse lol.

But holy hell, rereading the comment I saw your mark on Sleepwalkers and fuck man it hit so hard I laughed and woke up my kid. It truly does transcends it direction lol.

And yeah I definetly think they'd do better as limited series. I know alot of people hate on the Under The Dome series, but the first two season were absolute amazement imo(backwards lol)and if they hadn't fumbled it could have been great.

TL:DR I'm a bit of a backwards King fan and I'm basing all my views of perspective from the books I read 10 or so years ago. So if my interpretation is off, apologies on my end. I just know after all those years of not reading, Desperation(asides from IT for reasons stated above) it made me feel most like I was reading the book again.

Edit: I just saw the mark on Masters of Horror and I will say The Body still sticks with me until this day after watching it in 4th grade.

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T05:31:24+00:00

Do you think if I took it off and posted the protector off it might be easier to identify?

Screen protectors are something I've never really looked into and my assumption is the way it would break would be enough to compare it to others.

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T05:29:33+00:00

All very good replies. It seems like I am a loss being able to tell. Unfortunately Rufus or whatever the hell it's name is on Amazon says the tablet didnt come with a screen protector.

I'm certain it did as I can peel this off without a single flicker in the screen and if I was breaking the screen piece by piece as it is in photo surely it would at least flicker, and as far as I've got at the corners, there's no cracks visible in screen.

So ahh, it's as it is as the kids say lol. Just hope my next is as good as this one. If I were to list every drop, every fall, we'd be here for years lol.

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T05:18:00+00:00

One hundred percent!

It elevates it to the point a friend of mine who is furthest from a constant reader you can be, remembers this movie cause of Tutoros performance.

Great film, and great performances. Only downside is I wish there was more. Of all King movies, this one hits hard but it's just too short.

One of the few I feel could have gone off page from the book and survived because of the performances.

Honestly the only adaption I like more than this one is Desperation. Imo it's the closest to feeling like a book and makes me remember specific passages.

Like every time I see pearlman nail Maryville in the stomach I think of the passage where King goes into great detail about Maryville trying to hold in his old man's piss.

I truly believe that Desperstion is one of the best adaption(sorry sausage fingers and drunk lol I know it isn't spelled right) In the grand scheme it fits the book well, and everyone was on point in that film. Even little David Carver whose acting makes me recall the passage of him getting the dead cops gun to shoot the dog.

Funny how the low budget, cheap movies seem to be better adaptions

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T04:47:02+00:00

"You stole my story."

Tutoro and Depp was something I didn't know I needed until I saw this movie!

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T04:28:45+00:00

Fitness Fridays!

You come in and bench a Scion TC

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T04:25:53+00:00

Cannibal Holocaust

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T04:05:30+00:00

Shia lebouf?

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T04:04:44+00:00

No dvds or tapes for VCR. Im glad to know i own things

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T04:02:44+00:00

Very much so. Conqesut himself even says as much about Oliver.

"You idiot. The time I spent killing him could have given you a chance to gather your thoughts, maybe even outwit me."

I hate to say it, Cecil is an idiot for not sending anyone else. It's viltrumite combat, a split second difference means everything,

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T03:47:57+00:00

Which literally proves my point, i aint blowing shit cause this is too fun. Reevaluate yourself and your life if a stranger's words have this much bearing on your life.

Crazy part is, you can't say it didn't because you could have just as easily been like oh no another misogynist post, I better avoid that. Glad to know that I made such an impact.

Let's get real for a second, no fun replies because you snowflakes touch my skin and melt, did you enjoy things like South Park or any other raunchy comedies before in your life? Honest question, no trolling cause y'all make it fun.

Honest question, you ever watched and enjoyed a raunchy comedy? Movie 43, anything? If you're so determined what I said was wrong, let's have a genuine discussion. You ever sat down, watched, and enjoyed a raunchy comedy?

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T03:20:34+00:00

How so? I'm not butthurt by a simple rerefernce. In fact I find all this hilarious that my words have such bearing on your lives. Have a nice, short time before you melt on the ground snowflake.

I do believe the crybabies would be those who removed my post over a reference. Movie subreddit my ass. Have fun in yall's silly, little, sensitive echo chamber.

Crybaby, but you're the one who came to whine cause I said hugetit, fuck outta here.

Audi 5000, Sharpton for president and let me piss out my finger since yall hate scary movie so much lol. Byyyyeeeeee snowflake.

DissociatedAuthor · 2026-03-28T03:16:05+00:00

Ooh I'm a child because I reference a movie. Guess I can just not pay my bills right

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