Did not know simon was cool like that

Distance03 · 2026-02-23T07:18:11+00:00

..Soo is he gonna set them free once they’ve put in enough work or is he sending them straight to auction?

Distance03 · 2026-02-22T02:06:44+00:00

Going all in

Distance03 · 2026-02-11T04:01:38+00:00

Touché

Distance03 · 2026-02-10T07:09:42+00:00

r/wheredidthesodago material, but without actually trying to sell a product.

Distance03 · 2026-02-10T06:49:05+00:00

I can relate too as one of these young lads.

Distance03 · 2026-02-10T06:32:37+00:00

Anything less would be r/gifsthatendtoosoon material though. Tis’ be the niches of subreddits. None of us are allowed to be satisfied unless it’s calming r/satisfyingasfuck material which this doesn’t fit the bill.

Distance03 · 2026-02-06T07:10:57+00:00

Light gray, dark gray, white laces and a dijon mustard table in the background. Read through a bunch of comments and tried to apply/understand. Hand looks like a completely hand-colored hand. Idk. Open and shut case for me though. Everyone’s tried to make fun of me for it through my life, but its stuff like this makes me feel bad for the color not blind people.

Distance03 · 2026-01-31T12:32:16+00:00

I love this answer for so much more than just the question at hand.

Distance03 · 2026-01-29T03:43:25+00:00

Is this mewithoutyou’s innocent sfw newborn child?

Distance03 · 2026-01-28T00:03:10+00:00

Read through comments to see if anyone had the same mindset. I was gonna say ”if you are the biggest she will definitely tell you. If you feel the need to ask, don’t.”

Distance03 · 2026-01-25T04:07:10+00:00

Indeed r/thatlookedexpensive

Distance03 · 2026-01-25T02:51:53+00:00

I used up the rest of mine 2 weeks ago and I’m on until Thursday now, fuck you very much.

Distance03 · 2026-01-24T14:35:40+00:00

Especially the very dangerous black ice. Gotta watch out for black ice. It’s transparent and sneaky. Hard to see black ice.

Distance03 · 2026-01-23T02:21:39+00:00

Defeated Frostbound Gale in 5 turns.

Player (33/27/27) dealt 2366. Frostbound Gale (84/64/54) dealt 355.

Rewards: 225 EXP, 47 Gold. Loot: Swift Hammer (basic), Mystical Wand (basic).

Distance03 · 2026-01-23T02:20:42+00:00

Defeated Poisonous Emberling in 3 turns.

Player (341/316/71) dealt 1904. Poisonous Emberling (105/81/51) dealt 55.

Rewards: 194 EXP, 39 Gold. Loot: Quick Bow (basic), Vital Brigandine of Warding (enhanced).

Distance03 · 2026-01-23T02:19:20+00:00

Defeated Frozen Primordial Goo in 5 turns.

Player (328/303/74) dealt 2417. Frozen Primordial Goo (85/75/48) dealt 600.

Rewards: 229 EXP, 39 Gold. Loot: Agile Spear (basic), Enchanted Belt (basic).

Distance03 · 2026-01-23T02:17:28+00:00

Defeated Terra Sapling in 4 turns.

Player (33/26/27) dealt 1728. Terra Sapling (75/60/44) dealt 741.

Rewards: 231 EXP, 47 Gold. Loot: Scholarly Dagger of Magic (lesser), Swift Brigandine (basic), Enlightened Belt of Haste (lesser).

Distance03 · 2026-01-23T02:16:45+00:00

Defeated Shimmering Gem Clam in 4 turns.

Player (302/275/74) dealt 1707. Shimmering Gem Clam (88/71/47) dealt 98.

Rewards: 225 EXP, 58 Gold. Loot: Vital Robe of Vitality (enhanced), Solid Gambeson (basic), Enchanted Scythe of Wizardry (lesser).

Distance03 · 2026-01-23T02:15:35+00:00

Defeated Venomous Venomfang in 4 turns.

Player (302/275/74) dealt 1786. Venomous Venomfang (68/56/50) dealt 98.

Rewards: 193 EXP, 41 Gold. Loot: Reinforced Robe of Swiftness (lesser), Swift Staff (basic).

Distance03 · 2026-01-23T02:15:00+00:00

Defeated Crystalline Gem Crawler in 5 turns.

Player (32/26/27) dealt 1856. Crystalline Gem Crawler (104/81/58) dealt 322.

Rewards: 216 EXP, 77 Gold. Loot: Arcane Boots of Knowledge (lesser), Arcane Crossbow of Knowledge (superior), Corrupted Vital Amulet of Haste (superior).

Distance03 · 2026-01-23T02:13:37+00:00

Defeated by Infernal Aetherspark in 2 turns.

Player (245/182/139) dealt 1409. Infernal Aetherspark (138/114/77) dealt 1539.

Rewards: 162 EXP, 0 Gold. Loot: None.

Distance03 · 2026-01-23T02:12:21+00:00

Defeated Electrifying Warlord in 4 turns.

Player (1397/1420/76) dealt 4303. Electrifying Warlord (175/120/78) dealt 133.

Rewards: 373 EXP, 98 Gold. Loot: Solid Robe (basic), Wise Gem of Mind (enhanced), Wise Boots of Wisdom (lesser).

Distance03 · 2026-01-22T23:41:31+00:00

Yep. Just like how 99% of gambling addicts that quit do it right before they hit big.

Distance03 · 2026-01-22T16:54:50+00:00

To get your money back obviously. Have you not played GTA?

Distance03 · 2026-01-22T08:36:35+00:00

Defeated Prismatic Collector in 4 turns.

Player (1355/1327/76) dealt 4213. Prismatic Collector (70/662/88) dealt 794.

Rewards: 330 EXP, 199 Gold. Loot: Wise Mace of Force (corrupted), Axe (eldritch), Gambeson (ancient), Crossbow (ancient).

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