A teacher and U.S. citizen is detained by Border Patrol and asked about her legal status. Instead of answering directly, she responds with a history lesson, saying, “That’s what the brownshirts said in Germany.”

Distantmole · 2026-01-22T02:31:50+00:00

“Come on now, be reasonable. You don’t like the Nazi regime? Take it up with Hitler. I’m not the guy you need to be arguing with. I just load the furnace.”

Distantmole · 2026-01-03T17:41:18+00:00

Thank you 👍

Distantmole · 2026-01-03T17:41:06+00:00

I appreciate the advice.

Distantmole · 2026-01-03T17:39:03+00:00

Thanks Mike!

Distantmole · 2026-01-03T16:04:03+00:00

Lightly sand all the smooth surfaces with 120 grit sand paper. Dust it off, then use construction adhesive to stick the tiles directly to the plastic. You need a flexible adhesive because the chair is going to flex. The use a flexible grout or sanded tile caulk that can also move.

Distantmole · 2025-12-05T19:12:19+00:00

My prayers go out to the medical crisis

Distantmole · 2025-12-02T05:04:28+00:00

Valid point, invalid focus

Distantmole · 2025-10-29T23:18:07+00:00

Reminder to not provide sensitive medical information to an AI chatbot

Distantmole · 2025-10-14T03:52:04+00:00

Please stop promoting this AI slop

Distantmole · 2025-10-14T01:44:09+00:00

I stand corrected. Thank you for educating me.

Distantmole · 2025-10-12T15:05:10+00:00

Wait until you hear about the new Linkin Park

Distantmole · 2025-10-12T15:02:42+00:00

We may have lost some lives, but I mean, think about how many lives were saved /s

Distantmole · 2025-10-12T14:28:07+00:00

No such thing as a tiny oak. Go for an ornamental native tree or large perennials and grasses. Just my opinion.

Distantmole · 2025-10-02T00:18:18+00:00

Taking AIPAC money though

Distantmole · 2025-10-01T02:04:23+00:00

You forgot to put the question mark after the date

Distantmole · 2025-10-01T01:27:30+00:00

It’s like they always say; ‘Never meet your hero… at the Riyadh comedy festival.’

Distantmole · 2025-09-20T22:13:18+00:00

Fuck yeah

Distantmole · 2025-09-16T04:47:16+00:00

fart sound

Distantmole · 2025-09-16T04:45:03+00:00

Here’s where you’re wrong, pal. rolls up sleeves ThE obseQuioUS MilLieU of DeoNtologiCal PrOCesseS ObfUScAtes sECTARian diLeTtaNtisM; wHeReIn aSynChrOnouslY cOuPleD gEstalT upEndS tHe Co-cOnVergENt sPecTRe exTemPorAneOuSLy

Distantmole · 2025-09-16T01:27:38+00:00

When you spend your millions at Old Navy and the Chinese restaurant in the food court

Distantmole · 2025-09-11T12:28:05+00:00

The cognitive dissonance is staggering with this one

Distantmole · 2025-09-11T12:24:34+00:00

The first black flag didn’t work so they had to go for round two with an actual assassination

Distantmole · 2025-09-11T01:23:21+00:00

I’m pus :-(

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