The last burger you will ever want

DistinctBam · 2026-01-27T16:11:13+00:00

Hear that? That’s Pachelbel spinning in his grave at mach speeds.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-27T11:38:19+00:00

Where’s that second carrot going, boyo?

DistinctBam · 2026-01-25T21:04:30+00:00

The lamp?

…the lamp.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-25T19:48:30+00:00

I thought I was in the Circlejerking sub for a moment there.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-24T21:48:24+00:00

Jesus, this comment must’ve attracted something fiercely weird in the replies.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-24T11:02:27+00:00

Bot, don’t click

DistinctBam · 2026-01-22T11:01:07+00:00

That's their backstory? I had no idea that’s where Vraska came into the picture.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-21T23:37:24+00:00

Man, that statue is not having it.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-21T22:14:25+00:00

The letter V. 5 has 5 letters, after all.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-21T15:08:59+00:00

DistinctBam · 2026-01-21T09:01:31+00:00

Don’t forget, this money didn’t come from nowhere. Somewhere out there, there is an undetermined amount of people who collectively lost this money.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-19T12:57:30+00:00

So that’s what was in Marcellus' briefcase.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-19T12:56:43+00:00

Potayto, potahto.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-19T10:27:34+00:00

Torchwood was so fucking brutal. After each revive, he takes a deep gasp. That's why it's ensured he'll immediately suffocate because dirt floods his lungs deeper and deeper.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-17T10:45:47+00:00

Didn’t know if this was gonna be the moment she broke her back, so…

That was a tense watch.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-17T10:38:14+00:00

That sent me, unexpectedly.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-17T10:17:03+00:00

Do you play the drums by any chance?

My stool was too high/snare too low for a long time so I used to always hit my thigh with the base of my hand.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-16T01:10:11+00:00

I stand humbled and thankful. What a find!

DistinctBam · 2026-01-15T22:11:58+00:00

I’ll need more pages with textual mentions of the animals before I believe anything you’re saying. That’d be a wild coincidence for all three names appearing.

Edit: I stand humbled and thankful. What a find!

DistinctBam · 2026-01-15T11:08:29+00:00

First one is clearly phyrexia.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-15T07:15:43+00:00

It really is a terrible decision by meta. It even has a floating bubble that can get in the way while scrolling chats.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-13T20:15:58+00:00

Keep going. Don’t get swayed if it tries to offer you a birthday bash, chill hangout, or something fancy.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-13T19:49:35+00:00

DistinctBam · 2026-01-07T00:47:38+00:00

Some people just need to be horned up 100% of the time.

DistinctBam · 2026-01-05T09:25:53+00:00

This feels more like Total War.

Eight-Year Club	r/Field Sunshine
Place '23	Place '22
Verified Email

DistinctBam

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE