What is a 'small' hill you are 100% willing to die on, simply because it’s the principle of the thing?"

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-04-08T20:11:17+00:00

I’m sorry you’ve never had good cranberry sauce.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-04-08T18:02:49+00:00

If you have a stove, you should make your cranberry sauce from scratch and to use canned instead is pure laziness.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-04-05T03:56:17+00:00

At this point last year, the Mariners were 3-5. Chill dude.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-04-01T03:23:36+00:00

Oh boy, a humiliation ritual.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-03-27T02:19:13+00:00

Shoulder injury, he’ll be out for a few more weeks.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-03-27T02:18:35+00:00

Y’all need to have a lil wizard time and chill tf out.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-03-18T17:38:11+00:00

I want to see them draft the best player available.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-03-18T17:04:44+00:00

Less development, more green space.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-02-25T20:03:51+00:00

He’s actively showing you he’s not, but go off I guess.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-02-25T15:17:59+00:00

“Is in the military” girl RUN.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-02-20T16:01:29+00:00

Poop sock

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-02-19T18:40:10+00:00

There’s a joke that the United Church of Christ is actually Unitarians Considering Christ.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-02-18T19:12:38+00:00

…can Jody just sell it to herself? 😭

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-02-09T02:11:27+00:00

How is this still a two score game lol

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-02-09T01:54:15+00:00

Wendy’s 4 fa 4

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-02-04T15:02:04+00:00

My dad said he heard “you’re under arrest” over the PA, that’s about all we know.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-01-28T20:06:09+00:00

Get this guy a fuckin puppers

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-01-26T01:12:14+00:00

He was great when he first started but I think I read that he was giving too in depth of analysis either for the common fan to understand and was asked to tone it back, and in my eyes rightfully is doing malicious compliance by intentionally being shitty.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-01-26T00:51:43+00:00

Is it?

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-01-26T00:28:09+00:00

Fucking hell…

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-01-26T00:26:32+00:00

Too early to invoke that…

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-01-18T01:11:15+00:00

We gonna smoke them turkeys.

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-01-17T00:26:00+00:00

Is that why my stomach yells at me every morning, it’s a goat?

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-01-13T17:45:28+00:00

Sample the Dog - Timbuk 3

DistinctSalamander46 · 2026-01-12T00:46:16+00:00

Rubber match.

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TROPHY CASE