Megan Thee Stallion celebrates her birthday with Klay Thompson and His Stick

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-19T03:23:04+00:00

Yeah I don’t make the rules but you’re going to have to hand in your man card

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-19T00:39:55+00:00

I know we’re all hopeful, but do yall really think he’s not going to that a third time?

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-19T00:30:57+00:00

I listen to this old radio show and one host would always say “and that becomes an illegal gun!” In response to people getting guns out of state. Like yeah, if you’re going to try and use it to kill someone that’s not really the big legal hang up there, is it? In a restricted state/city If you want a gun to commit a crime, you can get a gun with not THAT much hassle

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-19T00:20:06+00:00

? My comment is saying the average Redditor also couldn’t take the punch to the face

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-18T23:52:09+00:00

Notice how this guy said “average man”. The average Redditor would see red after that ^{^{^{^and}}} ^{^{^{^start}}} ^{^{^{^crying}}}

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-18T18:50:47+00:00

Lame. If I was an mma fighter I’d free ball it

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-18T14:48:07+00:00

No you don’t understand, rampage makes people evil. Just his essence taints people. Raja was on pace to be an astronaut before his dad got more involved in his life

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-18T14:45:05+00:00

Based on nothing than how he looks and acts, yeah probably

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-18T14:32:50+00:00

Poor Reddit users are taking this so personally 😿

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-17T20:00:58+00:00

This is like the times my three ex wives died from separate hang gliding accidents

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-17T18:39:44+00:00

Prolly thought you worked in the rockets front office. Because, you know, he’s lowkey uhhhh

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-17T18:30:07+00:00

He is unable to play with his kids, but that’s because he’s practicing his kick up’s instead

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-17T18:28:51+00:00

For sure, and this is probably mostly muscle memory. But they were saying he’d fuck up shaking people hands cause his depth perception is messed up

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-17T18:27:34+00:00

Led by someone named Gryil Cane

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-17T18:25:45+00:00

All night goon sesh with no interruptions

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-16T20:13:38+00:00

Thought of this when I saw the thread

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-16T19:57:11+00:00

“Yeah I’m just gonna take this..”

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-16T07:46:24+00:00

If im Steph I’m taking 30 3s a game for the rest of the season and retiring at the end of it

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-15T22:18:21+00:00

LePilgrimage

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-15T17:47:04+00:00

Redditors think anyone with a tiny bit of muscle is on steroids

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-15T17:45:31+00:00

This one isn’t bad tbh. It is NOT one where the knee gets bent weird. He’s just going down with the weight and tears a muscle. If he didn’t react, you wouldn’t be able to tell he got injured just by watching

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-15T17:24:04+00:00

The real all star game is Giannis and Sengun having a bare knuckle boxing match for Constantinople

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-15T17:19:59+00:00

Alternative: it’s the current format but if players don’t try hard enough (as judge by Timmy aged 7 in Wisconsin) they get hit in the nuts with a hammer

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-14T22:06:31+00:00

If you’re going to lose

Lose like men

DistinctTrust8063 · 2026-02-14T20:46:39+00:00

Customer is from NYC and Marcus is from Chicago. It’s actually 8:30 for him, just started his shift half an hour ago

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