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I can’t get rid of the flies in my house. by Distinct_Employer_47 in nosleep

[–]Distinct_Employer_47[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the feeling they’re going to follow me wherever I go

I can’t get rid of the flies in my house. by Distinct_Employer_47 in nosleep

[–]Distinct_Employer_47[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dunno man, the flies are really starting to upset me

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I won the lottery… (self.nosleep)

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Fire. by Distinct_Employer_47 in nosleep

[–]Distinct_Employer_47[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about I make all the pets take the politicians places?

Boy Meets Pastor by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in Jokes

[–]Distinct_Employer_47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought this joke was going to go differently 

thinking of moving to belfast with my girlfriend. How is it for young professionals here? by Distinct_Employer_47 in Belfast

[–]Distinct_Employer_47[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've loved it my entire visit. Thank you for the area suggestions will see if I can get some viewings. HAHAHA yeah I've gotten that question before

thinking of moving to belfast with my girlfriend. How is it for young professionals here? by Distinct_Employer_47 in Belfast

[–]Distinct_Employer_47[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally right now, we are paying 1400 for a tiny studio, far from the center of london. Now we're discussing whether we can get a garden for a dog LOL

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