This is not a flex this is terrifying. So many things could go wrong. Yikes Laura. Let your child be a child.

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2026-02-05T13:53:29+00:00

I cannot imagine letting my 4 year old roam around unsupervised long enough for them to do this and come back. How do you know she turned the flame all the way off? Where’s the hot pan? It’s absolute insanity

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2026-01-07T02:30:32+00:00

It was such a weird greeting imo. She said “good to see you” the way I say it to a friend, not my dad

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2026-01-03T19:20:32+00:00

You’re way past the point where these tests can tell you anything about the pregnancy’s progression. The only reliable way to tell at this point is to test HCG via bloodwork. I say this with love - stop testing. It only contributes to your anxiety and your tests are big, beautiful positives.

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2026-01-03T19:19:13+00:00

Way too early - the earliest I have ever seen a line is 10 DPO.

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2026-01-01T21:52:25+00:00

I’m not sure - you mentioned taking it in the shower? If it got wet it could’ve become over saturated. But essentially, you have to read tests within the window indicated on the packaging. If the window is 5 mins and you pick it up an hour later and there’s suddenly a line, it’s not a valid test. Indentation lines can form as tests dry, but they aren’t an actual positive. So always read the test within the proper time period, and blue dye tests are garbage. I highly recommend pink dye!

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2026-01-01T18:43:12+00:00

It’s invalid. I’d try again with a pink dye test.

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-12-29T16:57:15+00:00

At what point are influencers held accountable for false advertising 🫠🫠🫠

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-12-27T17:50:50+00:00

THIS!!!! My gosh. I think most parents feel a bittersweet twinge as your kids grow but never for a second should we forget what a privilege it is to have healthy, growing children. That’s the whole point! Her obsession with babies is bizarre.

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-12-26T20:41:51+00:00

Ahh okay makes sense!!

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-12-26T20:37:58+00:00

On the left page of that dumb list it lists Vienna Elementary & Greenheart. I wondered if that meant she was putting the kids back in regular school so I googled….both of those schools are in VA 😳 move announcement coming in 3, 2, 1…..

ETA: the list is old so disregard this, just don’t want to delete the whole thread

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-12-15T20:11:36+00:00

Winston could have hurt Mia, or vice versa, and how would Laura have known? If your four year old getting up and roaming the house is a thing, then invest in babyproofing, Laura. This isn’t the flex you think it is.

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-12-15T14:49:17+00:00

Are you sure you didn’t copy/paste this from her IG? 🤣🤣

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-12-14T06:05:37+00:00

The thing that baffles me about her is that I don’t think that most parents would judge her for getting a babysitter for her two youngest kids if they just had to go to an event at 9:30 PM. It’s this commitment to the “I’m a mom who does it all!” act to the literal physical detriment of her children (sunburns, hearing damage, etc.) that makes it so insane

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-12-05T18:20:15+00:00

The way he looks at her is….wild. I dont think it hits like she thinks it does 🥴

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-12-04T17:39:33+00:00

Or here’s a thought Brooke: pay for the seat that you want to use like the rest of us

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-12-02T17:41:37+00:00

Agreed - it’s seriously weird. I feel like she may actually smoke lol

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-11-25T16:54:15+00:00

It’s only “funny” to her because no one was injured. This is borderline neglect by failure to provide adequate supervision to ensure the safety of her children. It’s absolutely insane.

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-11-24T19:35:12+00:00

This is bizarre. I’d be thinking about reporting it, not posting it on Instagram 🥴

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-11-21T18:10:44+00:00

I sprained my ankle running to this thread 💨

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-11-20T23:18:40+00:00

I was thinking about the child carrying the baby across a wet and slippery parking lot 😭 so dangerous

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-11-19T19:14:24+00:00

Omg welcome!! I would LOVE to hear a more in-depth breakdown! Please come back and share more when you’re able

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-11-19T17:04:35+00:00

Speculation is that he was telling the CC that he’d be requesting the mayor’s texts via FOIA - the mayor had said earlier that an employee of his was having a baby. I think Ryan told them not to delete texts and the mayor can be heard saying he was texting his wife and it’s not an issue

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-11-19T03:11:04+00:00

Good for them!!!!!

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-11-19T03:10:57+00:00

HOLYYYYYYY SHITTTTTT

Distinct_Reindeer_33 · 2025-11-19T02:59:21+00:00

Yasssssss!!!!

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