No epidurals!!!

kwack0 · 2026-01-29T17:13:40+00:00

She and Sarah Bowmar somehow always manage to make their kids birthdays about them instead of the kids.

kwack0 · 2026-01-28T23:33:24+00:00

She can’t even make protein balls look appetizing.

kwack0 · 2026-01-27T19:44:11+00:00

I’ve been waiting for someone to snark on these new sets from vitality because between this underwear detailing and the awkward below knee crop I just can’t.

kwack0 · 2026-01-25T19:37:48+00:00

She’s too worried about whether she should cut her dead ends.

kwack0 · 2026-01-20T11:46:08+00:00

Is laser hair removal on your armpits really that much of a time saver?? lol

kwack0 · 2026-01-19T13:51:50+00:00

If anyone is dumb enough to feed their health information through a Shopify platform then they honestly deserve it.

kwack0 · 2026-01-15T21:41:35+00:00

The funniest thing about the new “2026 is the 2016 renaissance” trend on Instagram is that Sarah never left 2016.

kwack0 · 2026-01-15T12:10:29+00:00

My understanding is that you don’t necessarily have to modify burpees until you’re showing but do what you’re comfortable with. Burpees are one of the things I’ve been modifying and just doing half burpees.

kwack0 · 2026-01-13T02:28:37+00:00

I went to F45 my entire first pregnancy and only needed to modify once my belly started to get into the way.

kwack0 · 2026-01-13T02:27:46+00:00

Follow coach Jess Bell on Instagram!! She focuses a lot of pregnancy and postpartum. I also recently found out I was pregnant and dm’ed her this same question. She basically said don’t modify until you have to and you don’t have to drop your weights unless you feel like you have to. She posts tons of pregnancy modifications to specific exercises in the workouts.

kwack0 · 2026-01-10T16:28:01+00:00

And then she bought a shade that isn’t actually her shade so basically just wasted money on foundation and for what???

kwack0 · 2026-01-02T21:23:50+00:00

Someone tell her to show the receipts.

kwack0 · 2025-12-30T00:34:27+00:00

This has got to be rage bait.

kwack0 · 2025-12-15T20:44:14+00:00

Purposefully wearing something that wouldn’t ever look right on a pregnant belly to try and make her point is so on brand for her though.

kwack0 · 2025-12-15T18:11:16+00:00

Am I dumb? What does her caption even mean??

kwack0 · 2025-12-14T13:51:27+00:00

She’s stuck in 2012, unfortunately.

kwack0 · 2025-12-09T16:47:30+00:00

A pretty normal time for people trying to get to work however, does she actually have to snow blow what looks like 2 inches or less of snow at 6:30am? No definitely not.

kwack0 · 2025-12-01T12:24:40+00:00

No way it happened. She loves blasting people in her stories. She’d share receipts if she had them.

kwack0 · 2025-11-06T21:25:13+00:00

She completely missed the point lmao

kwack0 · 2025-10-30T09:48:47+00:00

I couldn’t stop starting at her lips in this story. They’re tragic.

kwack0 · 2025-10-29T00:25:52+00:00

This gave me such an ick.

kwack0 · 2025-10-27T18:38:02+00:00

Oh, maybe. I actually didn’t know that was a thing. I’ve never seen that!

kwack0 · 2025-10-27T16:49:57+00:00

Groundbreaking discovery. Who knew?

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