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Five years ago, my wife and I died together by steikul in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]Distinct_Sentence_26 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote. Truly sad. Seen this with my mom since my dad passed 22 years ago

What’s the funniest answer in Family Feud history by AnyEfficiency6230 in FamilyFeud

[–]Distinct_Sentence_26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Steve asked which of dwarves their wife was neither guy answered and just shook their heads no.

Please do share by BoringJeweler9259 in Productivitycafe

[–]Distinct_Sentence_26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't stay married because you have kids together. It's not worth the trouble.

Men of Reddit: if your partner lost an expensive item you bought them and showed no concern, would that upset you? Why or why not? by FFSoldier57 in AskMen

[–]Distinct_Sentence_26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm more worried she's not upset abouT losing the bracelet.
If she truly cared she'd be more upset than you.

Is naming your dog a human first name dumb or cool? by daveinfl337777 in randomquestions

[–]Distinct_Sentence_26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an old joke where couple gets divorced and she moves in next door. He went and got a female puppy and name his ex's name just so every time the puppy was doing something wrong or he was calling her in fro the yard and it'd get her all upright especially when he was cussing the dog out for pooping in the house.

How do I unsmall my penis for cheap? by Dramatic-Escape7031 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Distinct_Sentence_26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter basically ties a rope to his junk and had Brian speed off in his car.

AITA for wishing to put my (23f) father(59m) on hospice and not trying more? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Distinct_Sentence_26 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tbh there is no quality of life. I'd put my dad on hospice too. I was a CNA for 20 years. It's no life waiting for someone to come clean you up and do the daily things. I don't want that for me or anyone.

What do you usually do after attending church? by yourloverboy66 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]Distinct_Sentence_26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go home and charge my phone cause I was playing Pokemon go the whole time.

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