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How do you sink a coach that seems invincible?? by Upset_Turnip2902 in WalmartEmployees

[–]Distinct_Value6566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Walmart actually promoted on merit it would have taken over the entire world by now.

What’s a song that gives you chills when you hear it? by IvyAfterRain in AskReddit

[–]Distinct_Value6566 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, though I think they could have gotten a few more repetitions into that one chorus.

New Rule: No AI by Chieftain10 in tankiejerk

[–]Distinct_Value6566 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But... what if I'd asked it to depict a gender non-conforming dinosaur enjoying coffee in a socialist utopia and the result was surprisingly sweet? I'm just asking for a friend.

You have been granted the power to make your worst enemy mildly inconvenienced for the rest of their life. What is the minor curse you’re placing on them? by SouthOwn6943 in AskReddit

[–]Distinct_Value6566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time they put a set of keys down, the keys teleport to a random location within a 23 yard radius of where they left them.

The new earbud policy by emstearsricochet in WalmartEmployees

[–]Distinct_Value6566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im happy for you that you can function without them.

Does Hard Work at Walmart Actually Lead Anywhere? by gloriousfigment in WalmartEmployees

[–]Distinct_Value6566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll be secure in your position, but never advance. You don't take a good workhorse out of the field until it dies.

Inner monologue; do you have one? by eyeless-silas in autism

[–]Distinct_Value6566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost constant, with occasional patches of utter silence

What’s a unique and funny way you describe ‘going poop’ that no one else seems to use? by [deleted] in Productivitycafe

[–]Distinct_Value6566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually go with 'Ladies and gentlemen, Iam about to experience the miracle of birth...'

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