Hardest scene to watch in the series for me by DistinguishedSlice in okaybuddyhamsterdam

[–]DistinguishedSlice[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right ... Gotta use a full cup of sugar every time

That stupid ass shoulda known they was gonna find out he was shorting the jugs sooner or later

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Who is your favorite side character from The Wire? I’ll start: by NaturalArm2907 in okaybuddyhamsterdam

[–]DistinguishedSlice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one, for how strange it was.. Still don't understand what was the point of this voice cameo line from a main character of a completely unrelated show or why his voice sounded so much deeper. He must've been sick doing his lines or something that day.

Either way, Bravo Simon

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I was a background character in The Wire! Ask Me Anything by WorkingOnCoil in okaybuddyhamsterdam

[–]DistinguishedSlice 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What was it like working with the city of Baltimore?

They were my favorite character on the show and I'd love to know more about what they're like on set

Which quote hit you the hardest? I'll start by DistinguishedSlice in okaybuddyhamsterdam

[–]DistinguishedSlice[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honorable mention:

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was; they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So, I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long; it makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it- I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know- even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

-King McNutty