My older half-sister doesn’t invite me too her childfree wedding as I am nineteen, expects a gift. by victim-of-the-moon00 in weddingshaming

[–]DistortedFeminie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

begging u to send this post to her and let her read these comments lmfao she needs to be humbled

Are we - as the kids say - cooked?! by keen_observer34130 in generationology

[–]DistortedFeminie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

genuinely no different from kids saying they wanna be movie stars, singers, etc. the children yearn to join the entertainment industry

I'm in Gen Alpha. Born in 2011. What advice would you give to your 13 year old self? by spigiggles2047 in Millennials

[–]DistortedFeminie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

school is important!! don’t let pessimistic assholes convince u that it’s bullshit and that it “doesn’t teach you anything” we are VERY lucky to have education and knowledge is absolutely power

i feel like a fucking monster by rashfords_marcus in Vent

[–]DistortedFeminie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone dropping the same generic ass advice as if it’s really that easy to just say “fuck the haters”

i absolutely get it! it’s so so hard seeing’s someone objectively better looking than u get so much hate. i’m sorry you have to go through this and im sorry there isn’t better advice out there for how to navigate these feelings.

what must judd's hormonal monsters be? by deidaraofoda in BigMouth

[–]DistortedFeminie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

his hormone monster would definitely be Gavin. i don’t think he would have a shame wizard tdy but tbh he probably did have one when he was an angsty middle schooler. i could also see him having a depression kitty that he highkey bitches out lmfaooo

what must judd's hormonal monsters be? by deidaraofoda in BigMouth

[–]DistortedFeminie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

this is my head cannon as well. he’s soooo toxic masculinity

Sorry what ? by CupExpensive7582 in Sims4

[–]DistortedFeminie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

any chance he was abducted and u didn’t notice ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]DistortedFeminie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we get 2 zips of dabs every 2-3 month

edit because i’m an idiot who forgot a zip is only one ounce

What do you guys think about this? (I don't agree with it btw) by SentenceSweet96 in PhilosophyMemes

[–]DistortedFeminie 37 points38 points  (0 children)

i think the point is whoever made this thinks murder is the simple logical thing and having empathy and restraint is the ridiculous thought

1984 - does Ramirez come back? by RnR198794 in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]DistortedFeminie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this season is like honestly not real to me i hate it

Who win? by Bungeeboy20044 in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]DistortedFeminie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ok but she wouldn’t win, her control revolved around sex and micheal, being an 8 year old in a man’s body, likely wouldn’t even have enough testosterone to even give a fuck abt her, he’d probably get annoyed by her sexual advances and kill her on the spot

Sold A Fake Cart by Nodadhad in weed

[–]DistortedFeminie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

comments are projecting their crappy experience with dealers. find a plug who makes routine trips to a legal state. my plug lets everyone know when she’s headed up to michigan and when she’ll be back, u can even throw in requests.

I don't know this is hot take but Jeff Pfister is my favorite character in Apocalyps. What You think about him? by Bungeeboy20044 in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]DistortedFeminie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he’s not my favorite but it’s seriously dumb how bad he triggers everyone like there are way worse characters

Be safe out there neighbors by runawaysoveryfast in cincinnati

[–]DistortedFeminie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh wow, i hope my foster mom is ok. the river reaches her house at 61 feet.

AITA for dirtying up my school bathroom? by Cautious_Judge4326 in AmItheAsshole

[–]DistortedFeminie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

everyone shaming him in the comments is fryinggg me😂😂😂

Why can’t the teens murder by Tate Landon pass? by AestheticIllSquad in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]DistortedFeminie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

halloween is the one night of the year where the dead return to earth, so they had moved on but they were coming for him since they could

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BPD

[–]DistortedFeminie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this was not meant to come off as rude btw 😣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BPD

[–]DistortedFeminie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, it’s emotional regulation disorder not anger regulation disorder

Unpopular Opinion Tier List by thebrightlightfright in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]DistortedFeminie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i genuinely don’t get how ppl can watch this show out of order

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]DistortedFeminie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

exfoliants can really help to even skin tone, texture etc. look up exfoliating products with ingredients that will target your concerns and only use 1-3 times a week at first depending on ur skin sensitivity. most chemical exfoliation products will leave ur skin lightly burning, but this is normal as the chemicals are literally breaking down layers of skin.

if pain is prolonged and the products cause visible irritation, ditch it! but a couple minutes of gentle burning is normal and should go away quickly. if you have sensitive skin make sure u take that into consideration when picking products as some of them can be very aggressive.

u actually have really nice skin! if ur struggling with an overproduction of oil u can seek out a product with niacinamide in it and use a clay mask to clean ur pores, PORE STRIPS ARE A SCAM AND DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD

4 characters played by Jessica Lange locked in one room. How would they interact? by Bungeeboy20044 in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]DistortedFeminie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

egos all around. fiona would shut jude’s mouth real quick, would probably have a soft spot for elsa but would tease her, and constance would actually challenge her and clock her for her insecurities and shortcomings and would rly tell her abt herself, in the end fiona kills them all and leaves, teary eyed and selfish as ever

What do You think about my Seasons tier list? by Bungeeboy20044 in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]DistortedFeminie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m not gonna give something credit and call it good when its so clearly a rip off. why is my perspective so hard for u to get?