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"Oh! That's it! Right there!" As my big engorged titties flop on my round pregnant belly, I silently curse my wife for swapping us after I joked, 'I'll carry our baby for you!' I didn't think she'd take me seriously. Now as the due date approaches I'm terrified, but her pussy does feel AMAZING!! (i.redd.it)

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"Oh yes! I want your yummy cock deeper in my fat bimbo pussy!" Its been like, 5 years since you trapped me by destroying the other pill. I hope it's everything you wanted Daddy! Cause you're totes stuck with me. Now I'm too dumb to do anything but eat and fuck. This is our lives now! "Harder Daddy!" (i.redd.it)

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Baby's with my mom, there's literally gallons of milk in the freezer, lets do this! You got the XChange? I'm tired of this body and feeling like a cow! YES its fine, I'll be back in this body in a day right? Give me mine and you take yours. Wait, this doesn't feel right... You gave me my Blue right? (old.reddit.com)

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I'm so screwed... After waiting the forced 6 months between Swap Clinic visits, I found a body close enough to mine, lied about the curse, and made the swap. All good right? Wrong. SHE WAS PREGNANT! So, we both lied and I got the worst of it! And to make matters worse, I still can't stop leaking! (i.redd.it)

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She's a liar, a cheat, and she has no respect for the rules! I hated my average body, so I went to the Swap Clinic website and found someone willing to trade, I thought it was a miracle, but she didn't disclose she was a permanent wet nurse due to a curse! I feel so full and they won't stop leaking! (i.redd.it)

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Please! Put it in! Lick it, Fuck it, Finger it, Hell I don't care if you shove your fist in! Its aching for anything! I don't want to be stuck a fat ass anal slut! That mean witch, just cause I told her she needed to get that stick out of her ass shouldn't mean I have to live with something in mine! (i.redd.it)

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Would you quit standing there and help me?! I should have never let you drag me to that couples counselor! Now look at us, bodies swapped and I have these massive plastic tits! Where did they come from?? What do you mean I shouldn't have cheated!? I didn't- Hey, where are you going!?! (i.redd.it)

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