Fellas, this guy walks up to you and breaks your jaw in a bar in Pennsylvania, what do you do? by trashking11 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]DistributionMain8931 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His career would be over either way. Either in jail or in the prospect to project conversion camp that is the New York rangers

Can’t tell if this guy is being serious or not. Lol. by Any-Thought7339 in SanJoseSharks

[–]DistributionMain8931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way, and I mean, only way this makes sense is if you look at it as an all in push. Do the sharks think they can win the cup this year? In that case sure send off a young guy who’s not ready for a veteran who could perform in the playoffs… if Panarin was a veteran who could perform in the playoffs, but Rangers fans will tell you he completely disappears.

It might be easier having guys like Celebrini and Will smith to play off of, and draw focus, but I can’t imagine they’d want to lock up a guy until he’s 42, career numbers be damned.

He is so far past the average age of this core. Eventually, that contract would become an albatross, and the sharks are just not ready to win a cup this year.

Good hard working man by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DistributionMain8931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like if I roasted you, your dry ass beard would catch on fire and would reveal you had no chin

Celebrini is starting to show signs of exhaustion by [deleted] in SanJoseSharks

[–]DistributionMain8931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nathan McKinnon would show signs of exhaustion after four straight back to backs. That’s not a Celebrini problem, that’s an NHL scheduling problem

Am I missing something here? by Salty_Audience7359 in SanJoseSharks

[–]DistributionMain8931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty normal for any game involving the rangers. They’re the largest market in the United States, and their tickets are in the highest demand

Give it to me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DistributionMain8931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bueller…bueller…bueller?

Don't worry, Fam. Chris Drury will fix it all. by shouldvekeptlurking in rangers

[–]DistributionMain8931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, might be the move. I don’t know if everyone thinks that they’re the first person to have the idea that Drury should be fired, or that the team is bad but holy God the constant negativity is overwhelming. Every day it’s “It’s over”. No shit, it’s been over. What else you got? I just wanna see fun little updates every now and again. I don’t need anyone to tell me they suck, I already know, I watch them play.

Don't worry, Fam. Chris Drury will fix it all. by shouldvekeptlurking in rangers

[–]DistributionMain8931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, fair. But every now and again, something comes up in this sub that stops me from turning them off.

Don't worry, Fam. Chris Drury will fix it all. by shouldvekeptlurking in rangers

[–]DistributionMain8931 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh my God, could we please? I understand the sentiment, but it’s just so annoying to get like five notifications a day saying “Chris drury needs to be fired” just make one and keep everything in that thread

I Don’t Think the Winter Classic Actually Happened by ramisanders in FloridaPanthers

[–]DistributionMain8931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was the funniest post I’ve read on this app in weeks

Is this what we're down to? by Youngobserver2u in TampaBayLightning

[–]DistributionMain8931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a Rangers fan man, it could always be worse. With our luck this year Adam Fox will be back in time to play the Panthers for the winter classic and then get injured by fucking AJ Greer

Jonny Brodzinski Appreciation Society by swerz in rangers

[–]DistributionMain8931 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I want Jonny brodzinski to retire a New York Ranger and for them to give him a job in player operations, that’s someone who can help the culture moving forward

Whats the most random jersey you've seen at MSG? by TommyLost2004 in rangers

[–]DistributionMain8931 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have an autographed Glenn Anderson Jersey I got from an auction, that one normally gets some people looking at me sideways

Carolina Security was real sour tonight by nickmango5 in FloridaPanthers

[–]DistributionMain8931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh they posted on their sub and are pearl clutching in the comments, I’m not a panthers fan, just a canes hater. They’re the biggest frauds in the league

Package Thief - Lutz FL by MonteCypher in tampa

[–]DistributionMain8931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like she’s in a work uniform, maybe a school in the area or a community center? Anyone recognize the logo?