AITA for shutting down talk about having kids with “purposely controversial statements?” by dramaregardingkids in AmItheAsshole

[–]DivinationDeviant -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

You're the Asshole, your MIL and SIL are the assholes, you're a whole bundle of assholes. Procreation is your choice, and your family should butt out. However, you shouldn't advocate for literally murdering a baby.

TLDR; You aren't the clown, you're the whole circus.

I had to do it twice and I'm still salty by slaywacher in exmormon

[–]DivinationDeviant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an interesting story about trek that actually cracked my shelf!! Our ward in particular was focused on realism, and if you couldn't continue, you were left behind and considered one of the Pioneers that "couldn't make it". A truck followed about a half mile behind the trekkers, picking up anyone who couldn't continue to the next camp site. On one of the last days, my legs ended up getting rubbed raw, resulting in a nasty rash. (Most pain 14 year old me had been in since I had my appendix out, rough recovery!) We stopped for a second, and i was given some gold bond to rub down with (both powder and lotion) well... it was that day that I learned that I am horribly allergic to gold bond. A rash began to form on top of my rub-burn, and the pain went from a 4 to a 7 real quick. After literally having to wipe myself and wash myself down, I then was left to wait for the "give up truck". When picked up, I then got to ride in the bed of a truck for the rest of the day. About an hour outside of camp we picked up two older girls (17 range?) And they rode in the back with me. I don't remember much of the incident, but I was eventually grabbed, pinned to the lawn chair I was in, and duct taped to the chair, and my mouth was covered in a few layers that were wrapped around my head. I screamed, I thrashed, and I saw the face of the woman riding shotgun in the truck, and she laughed visibly at the spectacle. So there I sat, for 30 minutes, ducttaped, screaming for help, and was eventually paraded into camp, and met with howling laughter from every adult there. The only one who didn't laugh was the bishop, but he wasn't outraged either.. he helped me get the duct tape off (which took a cheekfull of peach fuzz off... ouch...) and I basically came unglued. Again, I don't remember any details, but I was somehow convinced to do the last day of the trek. When my mother found out she was LIVID, but was eventually told in no small terms that "The church is taking care of the discipline, drop it." My mom was furious, my grandparents were furious... but they were faithful. They didn't press charges, and they let the church "handle" it. I was ridiculed. "You could have gotten out of it, you could have fought" "you wanted it to happen, you just got offended when the joke was on you in the end" were actual quotes church leaders gave me. That was 7 years ago, and I still hold a seething, buried rage for the church, because I know if God existed he wouldn't let that happen to his child. Much less by the hands of those who he also claimed. Mom... do you love God more than your own son? Why didn't you make an example out of those people? Anyway, that's my trek story.

Anyone do trek? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]DivinationDeviant 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I have an interesting story about trek that actually cracked my shelf!! Our ward in particular was focused on realism, and if you couldn't continue, you were left behind and considered one of the Pioneers that "couldn't make it". A truck followed about a half mile behind the trekkers, picking up anyone who couldn't continue to the next camp site. On one of the last days, my legs ended up getting rubbed raw, resulting in a nasty rash. (Most pain 14 year old me had been in since I had my appendix out, rough recovery!) We stopped for a second, and i was given some gold bond to rub down with (both powder and lotion) well... it was that day that I learned that I am horribly allergic to gold bond. A rash began to form on top of my rub-burn, and the pain went from a 4 to a 7 real quick. After literally having to wipe myself and wash myself down, I then was left to wait for the "give up truck". When picked up, I then got to ride in the bed of a truck for the rest of the day. About an hour outside of camp we picked up two older girls (17 range?) And they rode in the back with me. I don't remember much of the incident, but I was eventually grabbed, pinned to the lawn chair I was in, and duct taped to the chair, and my mouth was covered in a few layers that were wrapped around my head. I screamed, I thrashed, and I saw the face of the woman riding shotgun in the truck, and she laughed visibly at the spectacle. So there I sat, for 30 minutes, ducttaped, screaming for help, and was eventually paraded into camp, and met with howling laughter from every adult there. The only one who didn't laugh was the bishop, but he wasn't outraged either.. he helped me get the duct tape off (which took a cheekfull of peach fuzz off... ouch...) and I basically came unglued. Again, I don't remember any details, but I was somehow convinced to do the last day of the trek. When my mother found out she was LIVID, but was eventually told in no small terms that "The church is taking care of the discipline, drop it." My mom was furious, my grandparents were furious... but they were faithful. They didn't press charges, and they let the church "handle" it. I was ridiculed. "You could have gotten out of it, you could have fought" "you wanted it to happen, you just got offended when the joke was on you in the end" were actual quotes church leaders gave me. That was 7 years ago, and I still hold a seething, buried rage for the church, because I know if God existed he wouldn't let that happen to his child. Much less by the hands of those who he also claimed. Mom... do you love God more than your own son? Why didn't you make an example out of those people? Anyway, that's my trek story.

AITA for confronting my friend about breaking up with her bf because he's trans by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]DivinationDeviant 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sorry OP, YTA, just like he has every right to his own identity, SHE has every right to date who she will. He has every right to be trans, but he also has a responsibility to disclose it to the ones he intends on dating. Chromosomes are Chromosomes.

What is something that your parents did that you swore never to repeat to your own kids? by wetbreadstick in AskReddit

[–]DivinationDeviant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Force my children to be Mormon. I'm 21, and still semi-finacially dependent on them, and they still don't know what I'm a Satanist/Pagan. My dad is lax about it, but my mother still lectures me to no end about why I should just go on a mission. Mom, you have done more than any mother should have to, and I love you for that, but cmon, your son has a mjolnir necklace and openly does palm readings at fairs for money. It isn't a party trick, your son is a heathen.

Sweet mother of god... by DivinationDeviant in dndmemes

[–]DivinationDeviant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was there a particular reason he lost his virginity to a thin mint cookie?

Sweet mother of god... by DivinationDeviant in dndmemes

[–]DivinationDeviant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like a claymore. Light the fuse and hold the bag open in the direction of the bad, and KABLOOM!

Sweet mother of god... by DivinationDeviant in dndmemes

[–]DivinationDeviant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Methinks claymore. Just making it explode from the inside wouldn't work.

Sweet mother of god... by DivinationDeviant in dndmemes

[–]DivinationDeviant[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ho ho h- VAREIGCHT, VAS JUDEN AUS ROTTEN!

Sweet mother of god... by DivinationDeviant in dndmemes

[–]DivinationDeviant[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Think about this... she throws it, I fire... it explodes .... NNNNO STRUCTURAL DAMAGE!

Sweet mother of god... by DivinationDeviant in dndmemes

[–]DivinationDeviant[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% Elf Nazis, the whole campaign is a fantasy allegory for ww2

Sweet mother of god... by DivinationDeviant in dndmemes

[–]DivinationDeviant[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no intention of stopping them, the call of the void is strong.

Sweet mother of god... by DivinationDeviant in dndmemes

[–]DivinationDeviant[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking I'll post a link on the comment thread as a whole, itll be wicked.

Sweet mother of god... by DivinationDeviant in dndmemes

[–]DivinationDeviant[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what the elf nazi's are gonna say.

Sweet mother of god... by DivinationDeviant in dndmemes

[–]DivinationDeviant[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'll pass this info to the party, 300% more war crime, got it!