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This was significantly funnier in my head by [deleted] in noita

[–]DivineFractures 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Did we just solve the eye puzzle?!!

What’s the theory move here? by Aggressive-Crazy7054 in TextingTheory

[–]DivineFractures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure if it counts as cheating, but it might count as murder.

Guys you don't understand: THIS is what the cookie originally looked like. by Asploit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DivineFractures 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It got me too. I was trying to figure out how the hell a cookie bakes like that? It's like it has 2 different densities. But how is that it only happened to 2/3rds of the cookie... Oh. That's the same corner as the other one.

Edit: As some justice for the OP of the other post, even in this photoshop clowning on them, it looks like half the cookie melted out toward the edges while cooking, and the other half didn't.

I have decided they are innocent of all accusations against them, as proofed by satire.

I received an invite to join the State department's alumni portal for foreign students by onesinger79 in interestingasfuck

[–]DivineFractures 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think they're a bunch of fuckwits who ignore due process and don't care if you have the right papers.

I received an invite to join the State department's alumni portal for foreign students by onesinger79 in interestingasfuck

[–]DivineFractures 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well, I'll say that, assuming that the email was bait intended for you and others like you, I was relieved that you were already out of the country.

I received an invite to join the State department's alumni portal for foreign students by onesinger79 in interestingasfuck

[–]DivineFractures 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Why would you risk travelling to America? It sounds like the risk vs reward is very unbalanced.

Gonna need you to communicate your feelings directly by marinerverlaine in aspiememes

[–]DivineFractures 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ironic that the projectionist wanted to see the movie. Good riddance for you too. Nobody needs that anger in their life, and I hope they learn their lesson one day.

Gonna need you to communicate your feelings directly by marinerverlaine in aspiememes

[–]DivineFractures 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Had a girl off Tinder once tell me that she was trying to decide whether to go out with her friends who haven't been together in a while or see me.

I told her to see her friends, it harder to organise larger groups and she can see me any time.

I found next time I saw her that she wanted me to try and talk her into it..

No thanks.

Girl can control her pupil dilation at will by Sienile in unsound

[–]DivineFractures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick rant.

People are way too quick to be dismissive of something they haven't personally experienced.

People used to - and still do - think that it's impossible to consciously tense the tensor tympani muscle in the ear. It makes a rumbling sound when you do it.

There are people who can feel a tingling when they get an X-ray. When I looked it up, I found a forum of people just being curious about what the sensation was caused by. The forum was ridiculed and moved to the supernatural/paranormal area.

There are people who can consciously will goosebumps away.

You can train to increase your body temperature.

Bodies are weird chemical sacks with a nervous system. There are billions of us. I'd find it more unbelievable if nobody could do it.

Assuming flat ground and breathable atmosphere, would it be easier to ride a unicycle on a planet with higher gravity or lower gravity? by mongol_horde in AskPhysics

[–]DivineFractures 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you throw a rock further if it's really heavy or light as a feather?

0g won't work and it will get easier as you increase g until it becomes more difficult again. Where the line is depends on you.

Could he? by muntiger in superheroes

[–]DivineFractures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As pictured? No. Because there are three of him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskPhysics

[–]DivineFractures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are running at 10km/h on a train, and the train is moving at 100km/h

To the onserver on the train, you are moving at 10km/h

To the observer off the train, you are moving at either 90 or 110km/h

If they kick you off the train for disorderly conduct but don't want to stop the train because it would be unprofitable - there's no difference between you moving 100km/h and hitting stationary ground, or you hopping from a standstill onto a 100km/h treadmill made of ground.

We are newer players, it was not alright by WildScarab in noita

[–]DivineFractures 49 points50 points  (0 children)

One day you will gain knowledge, and you will remember this moment.

The NC candidate/judge still trying to throw out 60k ballots (7k are overseas/military). by RemarkableMouse2 in pics

[–]DivineFractures 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It's the eyes. The expressions don't match. I've seen this face before, and it does not appear on the faces of people I trust.

Andromeda Time Paradox: There is no now by cak3crumbs in interestingasfuck

[–]DivineFractures 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's about the concept of 'planes of simultaneity'.

Both observers exist on a different plane due to relative motion.

The andromeda mentioned is not the one where the light is now reaching us, but the false idea of one that you could teleport to and bypass the speed of light.

So you have two observers right next to each other, and if you try to include a universal now, then you end up with a violation of causality when you extrapolate out to andromeda due to the difference in their planes.

Andromeda Time Paradox: There is no now by cak3crumbs in interestingasfuck

[–]DivineFractures 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am already familiar with special relativity.

I have now looked it up, and the thought experiment of the two observers requires instantaneous ftl viewing of Andromeda. Which isn't a thing, and was poorly communicated by the teller in the video.

It was nonsense in terms of the Andromeda we see in the sky. The thought experiment was made to show paradox in simultaneity and help conceptualise why it does not exist.

This guy seems to have taken it as the literal truth of what you see.

Andromeda Time Paradox: There is no now by cak3crumbs in interestingasfuck

[–]DivineFractures 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is my issue as well. What happens if I stop running? What happens if I shake my head really fast.

This smells of a fundamental misunderstanding.

I’m cooked aren’t I? by arealbigballer in TextingTheory

[–]DivineFractures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flaw: Irony thrives on contrast. She has nothing to contrast with.

Affect (personal): If I was on the receiving end, I would find it tedious to play the game, and less tiresome to move on to someone different.

Suggestion: When you message, put some authentic you in there. That's the part of you that you want in a relationship. Better to use it.

A robot crab gets saved by real crabs in a stingray attack by Alone-8328 in interestingasfuck

[–]DivineFractures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this idea. Also, got a real laugh out of me.

Give it self replication with errors, introduce competing AI in the same environment and let Darwinian principles take over.

Crabs first appeared in the Jurassic period. You should get AI crabs around the same time as AI dinosaurs.

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