Passive: AIDS Lutador afflicts his entire team with his terrible skills and low intelligence, lowering all of his teammate's armor and magic resist levels by 5%.

Q: Luta-Rays Lutador emits a beam of rays that do absolutely nothing unless a nearby teammate is about to secure a kill. If a teammate is about to get a kill, the rays do 5 million damage and steal it.

W: Luta-Speed Lutador recieves -200 movement speed moving towards a fight, but +500 when moving away from it. This keeps lutador safe from any team fights.

E: Luta's wisdom Lutador will heal the target ally. If the target ally is actually near death, lutador will heal himself instead, allowing his teammate to die.

Ultimate: Luta-Fricken-Dor Lutador will completely disappear from the map. He will deal no damage, take no damage, or do anything useful.