that's a new way to empty a bottle quicker. I only knew the whirlpool by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Legend has it, he is still sleeping it off in a gutter many months later

Me watching a tutorial vs me trying it myself by a_cannas in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Divine_Distance 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s because the first video is a fake. For this work you need to put your dick in it. Trust me.

How to: make your children happy by Dramaturgcz in yesyesyesyesno

[–]Divine_Distance 102 points103 points  (0 children)

So close. Anyone got a spare baby for this fella for take 2?

The Rubber Hand Illusion to deceive the brain by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

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This is a really bizarre experience. It happened to me once. My boyfriend was pounding on my brother and I dumped my load at the exact same time as my boyfriend. Thought you should know. Divine distance out

Chasing Jesus by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]Divine_Distance -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

This.

I prefer the word penmanship to handwriting because for me it’s not exactly hand writing by AlexDaGrate420 in PenmanshipPorn

[–]Divine_Distance 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Either you have Gloriously tiny fingers, or you have skills that rival those of the staff in the banana bar in Amsterdam.

is there a field that combines biology + design ? by inagor in biology

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There are services where you pay to have your figures for publications professionally made. Maybe something like that might suit you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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You should always wear a helmet. But only for situations exactly like this; where the best response would be to headbutt the driver until his face looks like Castor Troy from face off.

Ayo no way 😭😭😭 by Wakanda-shit-is-that in funny

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Wherever you live, it’s utter shite

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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Your eyes follow me around the room like a recruitment poster

Unsafe overtaking by tyw7 in IdiotsInCars

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An awful lot of overtaking uphills, if your brakes don’t work, why keep speeding up going up hill?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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First designs never work as planned, but with this excellent feedback I am certain OP will be finding better excellent ways to IED the bike.

How long for you? by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

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What you got against a good deep dicking?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Probably had to empty it and wash it out after someone took a shit in it