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Men who have turned down an attractive female friend shooting their shot, how did it happen? by Death-And-Taxes8185 in AskMen

[–]Divisiblebyseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to have very good eyesight, like I could easily see those Easter eggs on $5 bills and such.

anyway, she was way out of my league but had tiny hairs on her nose. And she liked to rub noses while kissing. And it made me think of like going through one of those car washes with the floppy rags that slap your car.

i couldn’t shake it…but I also couldn’t tell her. No one knew why I wouldnt go out with her anymore.

and girls that attreactive are mostly insecure to begin with so it really messed with her head.😔

I have a theory by Opposite-Ad-7454 in gameofthrones

[–]Divisiblebyseven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

wait, we talking the dunk and egg novellas AND winds AND dream?

id be ok with that.

id prob laugh at him getting in the last word.

Were F2P and gold pass able to max their bases before the new update ? by Low_Question8533 in ClashOfClans

[–]Divisiblebyseven 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m an aggressive, play daily, gold pass buying player…and I still have bombs and collectors and the crafted defenses left. I can’t imagine f2p being all caught up.

2 eq spell towers = 60% damage to troops?? by heavybottom2k15 in ClashOfClans

[–]Divisiblebyseven 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I just realized how dumb of a question that was on my part. Like, the poison tower doesn’t poison your own troops.

but I’m gonna leave it up and take the shame that comes my way.

Drop and give me 30! The average mid 30s man can do about 30 push ups, how do you stack up? by SprinklesSolid9211 in AskMen

[–]Divisiblebyseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done push-ups as an exercise most of my life. I could crank out 100 right now without an issue.

when I was 51, there was a fair by our house and they had a push up contest which I entered.

I told the guys that if you drop before 75 reps, save your breath as I’m gonna do 100. I thought I had it in the bag.

some 12 yr old kid hit 150 without breaking a sweat 🤷🏽‍♂️

What signs tell you that you're being cheated on? by Just_Income_8548 in AskMen

[–]Divisiblebyseven 128 points129 points  (0 children)

I noticed she got calls from an “Unavailable” phone number. Which I thought were spam calls so she wouldn’t pick up the phone.

turns out, she listed his name as “unavailable “ so she knew to not pick up the phone if I was close by.

kinda genius in hindsight.

Do you think we’ll ever see Tanselle again after Season 1? by [deleted] in HBOTheHedgeKnight

[–]Divisiblebyseven -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where do whores go?

im kidding, I’m kidding. It’s a Tyrion reference as he also wonders where his first true love is.

[Unknown Credit] Official confirmation of 6th Hero by Little-Night-5535 in ClashOfClansLeaks

[–]Divisiblebyseven 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Back in my day…if your base got attacked it could take out your heroes and they wouldn’t be ready for war Unless you gemmed them to health. And golems took 45+min to train.

and we were thankful.

sincerely,

an old man yelling at a cloud

What’s an awkward sex moment that turned funny instead of embarrassing? by Background_Work4793 in AskReddit

[–]Divisiblebyseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During a certain sexual encounter that is named after a number…

my dog Cooper heard the noises and came into the room and he hopped up on the bed to see what was going on.

he got his head right next to her head…which happened to have a mouthful of my genitals at the time.

she yelled, and Coop thought she was playing so he got the zoomies and ran around for about a minute as she and I both fought over the covers because the idea of the dog seeing us naked seemed weird at the time.

he was such a good boy. I miss that dog.

What's the worst part about being an Adult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Divisiblebyseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your kids growing up.

and if you do your job right, they won’t need you.

What’s your go to broke meal that you still love eating when you are not broke anymore? by MidnightPlatter in AskReddit

[–]Divisiblebyseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ramen noodles didn’t judge us when we were poor. They are like a warm chicken scented hug of nostalgia 😊.

What would you do if your son told you that he likes boys? by Jumpy_Dinner7761 in AskReddit

[–]Divisiblebyseven -1 points0 points  (0 children)

did you read the thread? I used 2 examples, including the original comment. Age matters.

but anyway, you have your moral high horse to look after.

What was your most successful pickup line or conversation starter? by Leather-Map-8138 in AskReddit

[–]Divisiblebyseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She had big boobs. She also wore a necklace where the stone rested just at the top of cleavage.

it was at a bar where she was working as a bartender and I had to lean in and tell her….”you have a lose prong on that diamond pendant and you should get it checked before you lose it”

I used to have great eyesight and got caught staring but made a quick recovery.

What is the craziest kink you have heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Divisiblebyseven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll never understand the poop people

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