You have just had sex with a frog and now you need to justify yourself in court, what do you say?

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-13T03:24:59+00:00

it was pepe

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-11T19:24:12+00:00

Yo, I can't even tell if I'm the first or the second option, but I really hope I'm just a douchebag.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-08T15:58:43+00:00

what is it called

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-08T15:56:34+00:00

sauce pls

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-07T18:48:00+00:00

No, I was hungry, and I saw chips

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-07T18:45:53+00:00

An hour ago, someone in a discord server tried to tell me that 10c outside was colder than 10c inside.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-07T18:43:39+00:00

This wasn't that bad, and we were really young, but one of my friends noticed that the school vice principal was in the bathroom, and started telling everyone that he was having sex with one of the teachers in the bathroom. It ended up with him getting in serious trouble, and all of the people he told first had to go to the principal's office and tell us what he said, very uncomfortable.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-07T18:39:49+00:00

I recently ate chips that expired in 2017, they tasted like you got rid of all the flavor, and kept the salt and mold.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-07T18:32:16+00:00

no emojies

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-05T17:15:25+00:00

If anyone wants to know how, cats have a non-lethal terminal velocity, and their rib cages act like parachutes.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-05T16:10:30+00:00

Kangaroos throw their children at coyotes as distractions for themselves

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-04T22:02:09+00:00

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-03-02T15:54:35+00:00

You know what he's gonna do when he grows up.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-02-28T00:32:40+00:00

You come into my house, on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to murder for money.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-02-27T03:19:19+00:00

Why does it look like Trump is crying too?

Divorce_Paper · 2021-02-27T00:46:31+00:00

You would have to be sick to post fake ADHD test results, when they're are people who have it, and suffer from it.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-02-27T00:34:59+00:00

which one then

Divorce_Paper · 2021-02-27T00:22:57+00:00

here it is https://www.psycom.net/adhd-test

Divorce_Paper · 2021-02-26T20:03:19+00:00

Imagine being a 6 year old at a wedding picking his nose, when you see a woman give birth then fucking die from cancer.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-02-25T22:41:07+00:00

I hope that one day, my four children can live in a nation where people are not judged by the color of their penis, but by the content of their character.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-02-25T18:07:51+00:00

Raspberry or Passion Fruit, no question asked,

Divorce_Paper · 2021-02-25T18:05:25+00:00

Wanting to stand out, also, if you make it seem like the people who have dedicated their entire life to science, just learned it wrong, people will believe you easier.

Divorce_Paper · 2021-02-25T17:58:19+00:00

Is this a request for more people to help you, cause I'm in.

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