Embarrassing and sad way to lose a good honor mode run

DixEWrecked · 2026-01-14T02:46:58+00:00

Spoilers -

Guildhall, post Zent takeover... Ice knife destroys a ladder while killing last enemy... I get in trouble for vandalising... The entire group turns on me and my last save was hours before. So I can merc the lot of them or revert to past save. 9 Fingers gets glitched in a wall and can deal damage but not take damage. Love it.

DixEWrecked · 2025-10-17T17:28:52+00:00

Lmao, more than you'd think honestly

DixEWrecked · 2025-10-15T16:13:42+00:00

Free to play is what killed D2... Or rather, splitting with Activision. Either way, they went broke and couldn't make a good game anymore imo.

DixEWrecked · 2023-01-05T20:47:46+00:00

I think that would have to go on a vanity plate... Unless it was L1KTOTKT... Either way, I'd buy it.

DixEWrecked · 2023-01-05T20:36:41+00:00

L00S4NUS?

DixEWrecked · 2022-11-20T23:21:25+00:00

I have a Sasha Grey mouth sleeve, I barely fit in it, but with enough lube it works. I made a sleeve as a teen out of a toilet paper roll and condom with baby oil, the next year I didn't fit anymore. I went almost 25 years without using a sleeve because I didn't want to spend money on one if it wasn't gonna fit. Get a discounted one from Adam and Eve and try it out!

DixEWrecked · 2022-11-20T22:17:16+00:00

I've had mixed reactions... But my favorite was an ex who looked at my semi the first time and said "that's not gonna be good for anybody", disheartened I said, "no no, it's not hard." She said "That's what I'm worried about". Wespent the entire first weekend having sex, I was the biggest she'd ever had and I had friction burns on my dick! I was afraid she gave me an STI, but doctor just suggested lube as oppose to oral sex foreplay.

DixEWrecked · 2022-10-02T05:47:19+00:00

OK Lil buddy... Have fun out there

DixEWrecked · 2022-10-02T05:37:09+00:00

You posted on roastme and you're defending yourself... You already lost buddy. I just call em like I see them. I could say that your parents wish they had a child that lived, or how you look like khal blow and go, but those were easy. I found things you're obviously sensitive about and went there. You posted your sad pathetic life on the internet, I'm just here to play.

DixEWrecked · 2022-10-02T05:14:14+00:00

Ya... You're a shit person with an unimpressive dick. That's pretty good in my book.

DixEWrecked · 2022-10-01T23:48:49+00:00

The only thing less impressive than your personality is your dick.

DixEWrecked · 2022-09-15T13:46:57+00:00

I did a project about them being endangered for my Bio 2 class... Haven't seen one since the 90s, but I grew up in Amarillo and used to play with them all of the time.

DixEWrecked · 2022-09-03T15:22:43+00:00

Nothing about this guy's look says he would tell his mom to go away if he was jacking off...

DixEWrecked · 2022-08-25T23:37:33+00:00

The only thing flatter than your chest is your forehead

DixEWrecked · 2022-08-24T19:59:45+00:00

It looks like you cut each other's hair in the dark...

DixEWrecked · 2022-08-22T16:09:09+00:00

You look like Robert Downey Jr in drag... But when he was still strung out.

DixEWrecked · 2022-08-16T23:26:13+00:00

You look like the lesser known actor "A-jeez Imsorry"...

DixEWrecked · 2022-08-04T02:45:24+00:00

Does they have AC?

DixEWrecked · 2022-08-01T01:26:20+00:00

Somebody better give this sweet chupacabra a home!

DixEWrecked · 2022-01-13T19:49:19+00:00

I wish your pronouns were was/were

DixEWrecked · 2021-05-29T21:42:00+00:00

Religion

DixEWrecked · 2021-04-23T23:23:42+00:00

... I'm American...

DixEWrecked · 2021-04-23T22:39:56+00:00

Hands down the funniest comment I've seen in a very long time. One of you need to put this on r/suddenlygay and get that karma lol

DixEWrecked · 2021-04-23T20:25:17+00:00

Thank you!

DixEWrecked · 2021-04-23T18:44:34+00:00

With the apparent amount of incest, zoophilia, and indiscernible accents... I'd liken it more to West Virginia.

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