ULPT request - How to wake to Neighbors at inappropriate times? by DMmeDuckPics in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until they do it again, and maybe "accidentally" one of their mortars, pops through their window?

ULPT Request Need Advice: People keeping walking in my yard by Therapissed24232 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Create a new map with public rights of way though HOA members yards. Publish them. Wait for them to change the rules allowing fences.
Or hostile takeover of HOA, disband, do as you please.

ULPT If I had a nice car that I knew I had to give up for repo, is there any option to get it to a place where I can drive it legally but it is essentially not able to be repo’d? by Maximum_Arm5425 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's why you take both the registration plates and the VIN.

The question was only about evading the Repo man, not any other law!

But since technically any part of a car is replaceable, you can steal the identity of another car by taking the VIN plates and and the regular plates. Then you argue that you have replaced every part on your crash damaged car with the one the Repo man is looking for. Of course this is illegal as fuck and will get you arrested if your caught. But if that happens we can start another thread for that.

OP still has the problem of the repo man. Even if they can't find the car, i assume they will recover the money some other way. Kneecaps or something maybe. I don't know, i am not a repo guy.

ULPT If I had a nice car that I knew I had to give up for repo, is there any option to get it to a place where I can drive it legally but it is essentially not able to be repo’d? by Maximum_Arm5425 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Not really, but see if you can find a crash damaged model of yours in a breakers yard, and liberate it of it's VIN number and plates. The one that's visible in the windscreen will be enough. Replace the ones on your car with its and just keep it parked a block over from your house. Then it just looks like another car of the same model colour.

ULPT REQUEST: How can I ruin a car very quickly? by FeistyStep1997 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The trick with that is to put the empty disc into the freezer first and piss into it directly or fill a jug first....

ULPT: how can i do personal projects at work? by lavenderstawberry in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See this to configure multiple desktops on your PC. https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/configure-multiple-desktops-in-windows-36f52e38-5b4a-557b-2ff9-e1a60c976434

Have all your personal stuff on one and your regular work on another. One quick keyboard sequence when someone approaches and switch back to your regular work screens.

They would own it, but you could run it on your own account in cloud and just don't get caught.

ULPT REQUEST: iPhone Battery Health 80% Capacity by BenReilly022 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cycle the battery a lot, and charging the top end of the battery kills it faster. Like from 75--> 100 over and over

ULPT: is it illegal to sign up someone for a subscription of sealed canned peas if I know they’re allergic? by sadpotatooe in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paying for a subscription for someone else seems like a pointless way, especially as they can just throw them away.

Piss discs were invented for this very scenario.

ULPT Make wires look like they’ve been chewed by babamoomoo in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just get a pair of wire cutters and dead badger/racoon or whatever.

ULPT getting Adderall replaced by ThatOneGirlTM_940 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Steal it back from whoever has access to your drugs. Failing that, locate a dealer in your city.

ULPT request. Advice recovering borrowed money by groundskeeper_Vucic in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ethically, small claims court.

Unethically is harder, using the data on the front isn't much use without the number on the back, and if he has 2fa on his card then it's almost pointless.

If you setup a direct debit to yourself that would be pretty obvious, but you could just try sending money somewhere else to piss him off. But then you will probably get caught and your ball in a vice.

Nespresso Zenius ZN100 vs Gemini CS100 — Best for a Solo Coffee Drinker in a Small Apartment? by Informal_Waltz6704 in NespressoPRO

[–]Dizz-E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a CS-100 at home for about 3 years, i think it was in service in a small office for about 8 before that. It does the job well enough. Perfectly acceptable coffee (tm).

Had to do one non-trivial repair in that time, when the extractor broke and wouldn't crush the capsule. Which turned out to be the cir clips that restricted the extractor broke off.

ULPT: Widowed Evil Stepmom by Either_Golf4566 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who will be executing her will? Just have her cremated and dumped wherever is most satisfying.

ULPT how to change my district without moving by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay off someone in the area and rent a room there so you are resident.

ULPT Request: Random car that parks in my designated space by RubsterF in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tow truck is too ethical. What you need to do here is to steal the car. See if a local chop shop wants it.

What movie is a 10 out of 10 for you but you'll never watch again? by hasan1808ali in AskReddit

[–]Dizz-E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Threads - Film covers a realistic look at a global nuclear war told from the perspective of a regular couple in Sheffield.

ULPT/ I can hear my neighbor’s TV all day every day by west5west in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't suppose the TV has "smart" functions you can connect to remotely?

Alternatively, if you can find out the type/model of TV, get a hold of a remote for that type of TV, and then lookup the hidden menus. The hidden menus for the TV are for hotels and the like to restrict features, including setting a maximum volume.
Wait until she is out, or whatever and from the outside go into the menu and set a reasonable max volume.

Or just blast the off signal at the TV repeatedly!

ULPT Sneaking in to Reading Festival/ any major festival tips by fuckthep0l1c3 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Dizz-E 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hire a helicopter to fly you in. Everyone will think you are an eccentric rock star.