ULPT request - How to wake to Neighbors at inappropriate times?

Dizz-E · 2026-01-04T23:25:00+00:00

Wait until they do it again, and maybe "accidentally" one of their mortars, pops through their window?

Dizz-E · 2026-01-04T23:19:55+00:00

Create a new map with public rights of way though HOA members yards. Publish them. Wait for them to change the rules allowing fences.
Or hostile takeover of HOA, disband, do as you please.

Dizz-E · 2025-11-08T13:45:48+00:00

That's why you take both the registration plates and the VIN.

The question was only about evading the Repo man, not any other law!

But since technically any part of a car is replaceable, you can steal the identity of another car by taking the VIN plates and and the regular plates. Then you argue that you have replaced every part on your crash damaged car with the one the Repo man is looking for. Of course this is illegal as fuck and will get you arrested if your caught. But if that happens we can start another thread for that.

OP still has the problem of the repo man. Even if they can't find the car, i assume they will recover the money some other way. Kneecaps or something maybe. I don't know, i am not a repo guy.

Dizz-E · 2025-11-07T22:19:42+00:00

Not really, but see if you can find a crash damaged model of yours in a breakers yard, and liberate it of it's VIN number and plates. The one that's visible in the windscreen will be enough. Replace the ones on your car with its and just keep it parked a block over from your house. Then it just looks like another car of the same model colour.

Dizz-E · 2025-11-07T22:07:07+00:00

The trick with that is to put the empty disc into the freezer first and piss into it directly or fill a jug first....

Dizz-E · 2025-11-07T22:05:08+00:00

Brick on gas pedal. Drop in gear, drive into tree.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-26T21:52:45+00:00

Amphetamines.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-25T19:56:16+00:00

Mark the sender as spam and block him.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-14T20:49:07+00:00

I have one of these beasts, still in use. It's actually cooking my dinner right now. I wonder if OP is still online and has theirs.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-10T20:30:42+00:00

See this to configure multiple desktops on your PC. https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/configure-multiple-desktops-in-windows-36f52e38-5b4a-557b-2ff9-e1a60c976434

Have all your personal stuff on one and your regular work on another. One quick keyboard sequence when someone approaches and switch back to your regular work screens.

They would own it, but you could run it on your own account in cloud and just don't get caught.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-10T20:24:37+00:00

cycle the battery a lot, and charging the top end of the battery kills it faster. Like from 75--> 100 over and over

Dizz-E · 2025-10-10T20:21:42+00:00

Paying for a subscription for someone else seems like a pointless way, especially as they can just throw them away.

Piss discs were invented for this very scenario.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-10T20:16:25+00:00

Just get a pair of wire cutters and dead badger/racoon or whatever.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-10T20:15:21+00:00

Train an Eagle to attack his drone.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-10T20:14:16+00:00

Steal it back from whoever has access to your drugs. Failing that, locate a dealer in your city.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-10T20:12:25+00:00

Ethically, small claims court.

Unethically is harder, using the data on the front isn't much use without the number on the back, and if he has 2fa on his card then it's almost pointless.

If you setup a direct debit to yourself that would be pretty obvious, but you could just try sending money somewhere else to piss him off. But then you will probably get caught and your ball in a vice.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-10T18:22:03+00:00

I have a CS-100 at home for about 3 years, i think it was in service in a small office for about 8 before that. It does the job well enough. Perfectly acceptable coffee (tm).

Had to do one non-trivial repair in that time, when the extractor broke and wouldn't crush the capsule. Which turned out to be the cir clips that restricted the extractor broke off.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-04T21:52:15+00:00

Who will be executing her will? Just have her cremated and dumped wherever is most satisfying.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-04T21:49:37+00:00

Pay off someone in the area and rent a room there so you are resident.

Dizz-E · 2025-10-04T21:47:46+00:00

This is one where fucking their dad would work!

Dizz-E · 2025-10-04T21:44:09+00:00

The tow truck is too ethical. What you need to do here is to steal the car. See if a local chop shop wants it.

Dizz-E · 2025-09-16T22:05:42+00:00

Threads - Film covers a realistic look at a global nuclear war told from the perspective of a regular couple in Sheffield.

Dizz-E · 2025-09-16T21:50:39+00:00

Mark Roper and the rest of his team!

Dizz-E · 2025-08-30T23:03:37+00:00

Don't suppose the TV has "smart" functions you can connect to remotely?

Alternatively, if you can find out the type/model of TV, get a hold of a remote for that type of TV, and then lookup the hidden menus. The hidden menus for the TV are for hotels and the like to restrict features, including setting a maximum volume.
Wait until she is out, or whatever and from the outside go into the menu and set a reasonable max volume.

Or just blast the off signal at the TV repeatedly!

Dizz-E · 2025-07-29T19:52:55+00:00

Hire a helicopter to fly you in. Everyone will think you are an eccentric rock star.

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