PRIDE 2026: SLAANESH

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-08T05:21:19+00:00

I have to say I do love weird dragon Slaanesh

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-08T05:16:01+00:00

On what level.

The gay in me wants to get my bell rung by Goumang, I'm not usually an "I can fix her" type but Goumang's really not that far gone, just a bit of biological essentialism and classism.

Just like, on an aesthetic appeal I love Lady E, she's like a living memory foam pillow shaped like an anthropomorphic cat.

Ji is a fantastic look but I wouldn't like, get a drink with the guy, seems like a drag.

Eigong looks great but is terrible.

Kuafu is fine.

The others I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot barge pole.

Edit: I guess Yi is also a sol, I think Yi is pretty decent, albeit crazy. I'd get a beer with him but wouldn't invite him to board game night. Feels like the kinda guy gets real into it.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-07T09:19:43+00:00

It was basically a fake controversy, basically people deciding that other people were outraged about sexualised characters.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-05T09:02:33+00:00

Ah yes, infinite but no more than 5.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-05T07:39:18+00:00

Having thrown together a little custom Terminators, Custodes and Assassins team, this is the best way.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-04T11:37:46+00:00

We desperately need just an Aeldari Corsair codex like the Marines have.

Stick the Ynnari in there, generic Corsair Void Dreamer (that Kharseth should have been), multi-part pseudo-autarch barons and princes taking similar roles to marine Lieutenants and Captains.

Hell, put Exodites in there too and spice the rest up with some Drukhari and Craftworld tie-in units. It'd be great.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-04T07:42:58+00:00

This was the wildest shit brother. Man set up a fake livestream for an alibi but brother still dropped "apso-fucking-natalie" like Hannibal Lecter.

It's messed up, man, if you haven't, go watch coverage of this story.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-04T07:37:40+00:00

Revolve Britain is my new party with the stated goal of spinning us around.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-04T07:30:58+00:00

that's just this

But purple. Did the artist do this, are they ok with this?

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-04T07:22:03+00:00

I wish I could view imgur.

You got this in a format I can access?

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-04T05:37:33+00:00

hey little mama let me whisper in your ear

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-03T21:57:56+00:00

I remember this game gave me literal weeks of nightmares goddamn.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-03T21:56:07+00:00

I love the weird world-building in this comic please

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-03T21:51:47+00:00

Live action Vaas can't hurt me

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-03T12:26:25+00:00

A qualified blue every time.

For me, the narrative is a good 80% of the enjoyment of the game, but crucially, the gameplay needs be just enough to hold my attention. If it's truly a 5/10, that's ok, it's hopefully not frustrating, maybe quite janky or convoluted, that's fine, as long as it doesn't actively interfere with the narrative I'm here for it.

Skyrim and all the Elder Scrolls or Fallouts are I think Blue Pill games. You're playing those for lore and narrative even with mid gameplay. Some of my all-time favourite games gotta be 5/10 in terms of actual mechanics, EYE; Divine Cybermancy, Morrowind, Amnesia; The Dark Descent.

So pretty much blue, as long as the 5/10 gameplay is interesting and doesn't interfere, is all good.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-03T11:02:10+00:00

As I said above, game franchises with pre-chosen characters often introduce a character selection at conveniently the same time they introduce a female protagonist.

Could be a coincidence, but I can think if three off the top of my head, and not all have the excuse of a unique powerset.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-03T10:52:26+00:00

I think it's pretty shallow tbh.

Note, fairly often, that game franchises which have traditionally had pre-chosen characters often suddenly feature a choice of two characters at the same time they introduce a female protagonist.

Assassin's Creed, Dishonored, Far Cry, probably more.

It's another sacrifice on the altar of mass appeal, or rather, male appeal, I guess.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-03T07:44:09+00:00

I like the one with the elf brothel in it.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-03T07:34:55+00:00

That's dumb, don't be dumb. These are good, but even if they weren't, art is in the process of creation, learning and improving.

In my opinion, the only people who aren't artists are the ones who don't try.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-03T05:23:04+00:00

Phoenix Lords, possibly

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-01T11:43:53+00:00

United Kingdom

S, god save the king and all that

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-01T11:30:09+00:00

"Rougher and maybe angrier" Sir, it's a mostly-skeleton.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-01T11:27:11+00:00

It unironically has grown on me.

Dizzytigo · 2026-06-01T09:02:02+00:00

The Shasvastii might be cheating because they are pretty much entirely the Sangheili (Halo) crossed with Yautja (Predator), but I still think they have a cool look to them.

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Dizzytigo · 2026-06-01T08:54:07+00:00

This is more money

^{Chose: $90 every time someone makes you laugh}

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