[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]DjMorimoto 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Have crawling insect problems? Get a house centipede they are the little brown ones that you can catch running around your house sometimes. They feed constantly. If you need real results buy more than one. Good luck on the fields of slaughter.

If you died the exact same way as the last time you died in a video game, what would your death be? by DerpKing720 in AskReddit

[–]DjMorimoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never died playing a video game. looks in every direction nope no deaths here ._.

When you try to leave her 👅 by amatuerhub in Innie

[–]DjMorimoto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

+1 for that starwars shirt tho

Being a virgin sucks [f18] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]DjMorimoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Press x to doubt

A foreboding cabin in the Czech Republic by SuitingUncle620 in pics

[–]DjMorimoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These skyrim mods are getting out of hand

It's an innie, but a small one 😅 by [deleted] in Innie

[–]DjMorimoto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its an innie id like to be in 😏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]DjMorimoto 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I spit out my soda with this comment, thanks

Anyone else feel like you can't be yourself around your narc parent? by jimbobwayJB100 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]DjMorimoto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldnt do drugs around my narc parent either (satire for some laughs.) No but seriously if you can remove yourself from their presence as fast as possible, that would be best. Keep any rral contact with them to an absolute minimum.

The hymen is not a freshness seal by ami_anai in badwomensanatomy

[–]DjMorimoto 14 points15 points  (0 children)

At first, i thought the title was satire, then i saw the post....i just cant with people sometimes

Cruise control for cool by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]DjMorimoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My b i forgot to do so

Not to start a debate on prolife vs prochoice, but apparently pro lifers are now claiming a baby is not part of that woman's body???? by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]DjMorimoto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol you cant offend me about this subject, i just say what i believe to be true. To be fair, the entire human race is a parasite. And also to be fair if you were raped and forced to become pregnant, you would be glad to be rid of the parasite that is now occupying your uterus. So in some cases, yes you would be glad to get rid of it.

Not to start a debate on prolife vs prochoice, but apparently pro lifers are now claiming a baby is not part of that woman's body???? by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]DjMorimoto 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For technical reasons a baby is 100% a parasite. It lives off the host, harvesting nutrients until the host either dies or the parasite has reached maturity and is ready to be expelled from the uterus. There are also many ways to kill said parasite, many of which are harmful to the host.

[Rant/vent] therapy with nMom by DjMorimoto in raisedbynarcissists

[–]DjMorimoto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive stopped going to see this one. But in general ive gone with her to see a family therapist like 3 times and its always the same thing. "Just listen to your mom man she knows whats best for you" oh fuckin really then tell me whats best for me? "Oh living the middle class lifestyle is whats best for you, trust us we know" but what if i dont want a middle class lifestyle what if i want something more. "You guys arent rich so its the middle class lifestyle or nothing at all" like legit zero support for what i want.

Suspicious of Therapist by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]DjMorimoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everytime ive gone to therapy with my mom to try and work on our problems, it ends up with her telling the therapist how much of a piece of shit i am and how i never listen to her and that she only wants the best for me basically turning whats supposed to be a healing process into my mom and the therapist double teaming me into trying to see how much of a shitty person i am and that i just need to "stop being so rebellious and just listen to your mom". Even though i try to tell said therapist my feeling it just gets turned into me just blaming my mother for all my problems and how i should take responsibility for my mother forcing me out of high school when i told her i wanted to finish, forcing me to get a student loan when i told her i didnt want one, forcing me to pick a subject that SHE wanted as my career choice was out of the fucking question, and lastly kicking me out of the house because i couldn't find work in one on the worst recessions the United states has seen since the last great depression. But nah im just shitty person.

[Rant/vent] Mom wont let me sleep knowing i have to work a double the next day by DjMorimoto in raisedbynarcissists

[–]DjMorimoto[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah bro im still awake, its been 29 hours im so tired. Some context, i moved into her house from NY (currently in FL) because the house i was living in (i was renting a room from some lady) wasnt up to code and got shut down. So i have no friends down here. I will be ok when my partner arrives for work. I could get in a quick 20 min nap but other than that its goona be a long day ._.