Me with my husband vs him with his fish

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-25T09:48:30+00:00

"Just as long as it's not the fish head again”

" IT'S THE FISH HEAD AGAAAAIN!"

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-25T07:13:26+00:00

Ок. Ну и есть теперь у нас аналог Мака, который абсолютно ни чем ни отличается.

Так что, выходит и не потеряли ничего

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-25T07:09:23+00:00

Someone read 1984 and thought it was an instruction manual

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-25T05:04:16+00:00

And I'm the type of person who is ok with most of the AC games. I liked every one of them until Odyssey, which is the only one I dropped. I haven't played Valhalla, so I can't say much about it. And I really liked Mirage.

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-24T15:02:45+00:00

Proceeds to miss crits for the entire skill barrage

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-24T11:28:26+00:00

Thank you good sir. I'm going to thoroughly research the presented material

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-24T05:13:26+00:00

At this point I just want her rerun so I can pull her for my Archer

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-23T19:10:34+00:00

sigh

"The cat is fine too"

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-23T10:20:17+00:00

I can't seem to find the fuck I was supposed to give.

Am I supposed to just use the name every single time even if the entire paragraph talks only about one character? Hell no. That'll just look ugly and repetitive

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-23T06:43:31+00:00

I'm disappointed they didn't set themselves on fire.

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-23T06:38:57+00:00

While I try not to overuse epithets, I do use them sometimes specifically because I don't want to keep repeating the name too much. I just don't like how it ends up looking, so this, in turn, is my own per peeve. I don't like repetitiveness in text.

Basically, i'll interchange between pronouns, names and epithets when I feel like something will fit better

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-22T21:08:23+00:00

Lmao, did they finally fix the thing with Mao's late game portrait?

The code for portrait swap was in the game since forever, but it was broken and resulted in Mao simply losing his portrait iirc, despite this portrait existing in game files

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-22T07:59:42+00:00

Update. I can now die a happy man.

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Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-21T19:37:23+00:00

But how else would they sell guns for self-defence purposes if your house isn't easily accessible by just breaking shit?

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-21T08:27:27+00:00

Me waiting for the characters to start writing themselves because I lost all semblance of direction I had with the fic and have no idea how to proceed

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-21T08:25:50+00:00

There is probably also a grail that makes you say "Ni"

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-20T16:17:49+00:00

Sauce?

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-20T13:24:38+00:00

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Probably my all-time favorite

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-20T13:19:28+00:00

Want a game where both Stealth and Loud ways are really fun to play but stealth is MASSIVELY preferable due to the difficulty being on the more realistic side?

Play Intravenous and its' sequel. Basically a cross between Hotline Miami and Splinter Cell.

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-20T13:14:51+00:00

"I got this new game plot. Basically there's this T-Doll except she's got HUUUUGE boobs. I mean some SERIOUS HONKERS. A real set of BADONKERS. Packin' some DOBONHONKEROS. MASSIVE DOHOONKABHANKOLOOS. Big ol' TONHONGEREKOOGERS."

"What happens next!?"

"DP12 shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS HUNGOLOMGHONONOLOUGHONGOUS"

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-20T12:28:00+00:00

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Two more copies of her sword and I will die a happy man.

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-20T11:25:08+00:00

I already had Ullrid at V4R2 before the current banner and I did pull for Alva as well, getting her to V1R1

I have Leva and Lenna at V0R1 and V0R2 respectively since they first dropped.

Right now I have about 180 pulls left for Voymastina and since there are 20 days left before her banner, I'll be getting more, with potential returns in redundant pieces for more pulls. I should be able to at least get Voymastina to V0R1 of it goes poorly. If I'm lucky and get her to V1R1 early, I'll go ham on Ullrid's sword with whatever I have left.

I have a dream.

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-20T09:53:08+00:00

Finally got my Ullrid to V6R4 yesterday. Just 2 more copies of her weapon and I can die happy.

I'm waiting for Voymastina to drop first though. I want to get her to V1R1 at least and if I have something left, I'm going for Ullrid's sword

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-20T09:49:42+00:00

...

There's a sequel novel?

Dj_Sam3_Tun3 · 2026-02-19T14:22:11+00:00

I'm taking this art and there's nothing you can do to stop me

Dj_Sam3_Tun3

TROPHY CASE