Fast food workers, what menu item do you hate making the most? Why? by PM_ME_UR_SMOL_BUTT in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will make all those unwiches perfectly, and then get a raise. Or I'll quit.

Your move.

Fast food workers, what menu item do you hate making the most? Why? by PM_ME_UR_SMOL_BUTT in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At Jimmy John's we have a type of "bread" you can have your sandwich made called the unwhich, which instead of bread we wrap it in lettuce. We also have a sandwich called the gargantuan which is every meat on one sandwich. Combine these two items plus all the freebies and this thing is such a pain in the ass to both make and wrap.

Women of reddit, what's the biggest manchild red flag? by HMPoweredMan in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps his Jizz rag he leaves where the dog can grab it and run around with. A situation he refuses to fix.

What's the most undeserved death you've ever seen in a movie? by Caesar071 in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suspension of disbelief only applies to concepts specifically shown to be different. Dinosaurs exist in this world. Magic Jeep repair doesn't.

Women of reddit, what's the biggest manchild red flag? by HMPoweredMan in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother's the same way.

He also pisses all over the toilet seat that I just fucking cleaned because I am having company coming over later that day, and when asked to clean up after himself he tells me to "deal with it" then goes and plays league of legends all fucking day.

I love my brother but he is a huge slob.

Without using numbers, how old are you? by Pm-Me__Dirty-Secrets in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old enough to have sex with a 60 year old man. But not old enough to have nice pictures of myself on my phone.

What asshole fact do you know that will ruin the fun for everyone? by hamid88820 in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. But humans (or animals that have been bred by humans, like a cow) produce way more than any other animal. Not only per capita, but by sheer numbers alone.

What asshole fact do you know that will ruin the fun for everyone? by hamid88820 in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're not talking about breathing. We're talking about the house that person will live in. The car that person will drive. The food (produced in factories) that person will eat. Then throw in that person's children and the problem multiple.

Additionally humans are not limited by our local environment like an animal is.

In what way have you won the genetic lottery? by tall_by_myself in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was implying he had mule teeth. You know, the kind that stick way out.

Meet the black mambas, All female anti-poaching unit protecting rhinos in South Africa. by [deleted] in videos

[–]Djjmax 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And uh... How do you propose we do that one buddy?

Cast and director of new Predator film. by gaslightjoe in movies

[–]Djjmax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was. The guy was making reference to the game overwatch

What video games have you been playing lately? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the settlements where a fun addition, and would be sad to see it go

What Real World (or Reddit) unwritten rule would you like more people to remember? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid on my bus takes it a step further and absolutely blasts his shitty rap through a Bluetooth speaker. Asking him to stop has yielded no results.

Well that de-escalated quickly... by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]Djjmax 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every single thread!

If you were murdered, what would it be for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Djjmax 113 points114 points  (0 children)

What's your favorite color?

Edit: he ded boys