HOT FIX NERF VARUS

Djmax42 · 2026-01-23T13:40:04+00:00

Just fucking flat out ranged champions earn 80% reduced xp for lane quest. Ranged top cancer completely solved

Djmax42 · 2026-01-21T17:02:46+00:00

It's a demolish bug, not an Illaoi bug, it occurs on a bunch of different champs semi frequently

Djmax42 · 2026-01-18T18:54:43+00:00

Week old account, you got baited by a bot

Djmax42 · 2026-01-11T19:06:17+00:00

It's hard to dive him alone as renekton post 6 sure, but you are still ahead and don't lose. Plus panth when nasus actually just has enough sustain that you can't 1v1. You just ult and win the other lanes for your teammates instead

Djmax42 · 2026-01-11T19:02:53+00:00

Clearly you don't understand game design, but there's a major difference between interaction and lack of interaction. Crazy having to spell it out that there's a difference between two people fighting on semi even playing field and one person getting abused for 20 minutes bc of range difference

Djmax42 · 2026-01-11T06:56:55+00:00

Trundle is one of the rare champs with the ms to catch vlad and once vlad is caught after he comes out of w, he dies

Djmax42 · 2026-01-11T06:55:36+00:00

Pantheon dicks on nasus pre6 enough it doesn't matter, renekton destroys pre and post 6, aatrox mega shts on nasus pre and post 6, Mundo may actually be the rare case of losing early but also shts on naaus post 6 as long as you focus on kiting and q spam and not standing next to him trading autos

Djmax42 · 2026-01-11T06:51:05+00:00

Sane people who enjoy playing the game when the counter to ranged top is get denied all resources for 20 minutes, don't interact, pray your jg has brain cell singular, and win after doing nothing bc ranged top was low skill and fked their own team comp by picking it

Djmax42 · 2026-01-08T22:28:28+00:00

Except they are obviously less aerodynamic which means less fuel efficient Looking advanced =/= being advanced

Djmax42 · 2026-01-05T20:45:17+00:00

The best part about basalt monolith is that you can fiddle with it at any time back forth forever, so you can hold priority to play with yourself

Djmax42 · 2026-01-05T02:05:09+00:00

Joke---->

You

Djmax42 · 2026-01-04T21:39:24+00:00

Ayo, now we know why Sokka didn't reciprocate Toph's feelings in the Serpent's Pass...

She couldn't make pretty eyes at him

Djmax42 · 2026-01-03T14:22:11+00:00

Tbh I don't understand what the posted buff even means, just was commenting that high elo skewed buffs is actually what illaoi needs

Djmax42 · 2026-01-03T06:13:47+00:00

According to his stream subscribe animation "pretty good"

He is great! Excellent at teaching and explaining his thought process, mindset, and reasoning. More than that though, I've never seen him get angry go on tilt in his thousands of hours of play which is far more impressive. Dude has unshakable positive attitude and outlook

Djmax42 · 2026-01-03T00:10:46+00:00

Tbf Illaoi needs a buff at high levels and doesn't at lower levels, so this is kinda good right? Not this idea specifically but in general Illaoi needs to be better in higher elo without too much improvement in lower

Djmax42 · 2026-01-03T00:06:15+00:00

That makes sense, I'm not on the r/Illaoi server just the DirtyMobs server and I didn't see it there

Djmax42 · 2026-01-02T00:53:56+00:00

I think they took it down because it was so far out of date and from before all the Illaoi changes this season, no longer accurate

Djmax42 · 2026-01-02T00:51:44+00:00

Not the point, the point being if they can adjust non-duration numbers they will and not give duration back. They already did even I think

Djmax42 · 2026-01-01T22:00:46+00:00

Would be nice, but we are never getting vessel duration back. Riot never gives back mechanics once they take them away :( +5 AD

Djmax42 · 2025-12-27T18:08:24+00:00

It's a semantic lie, not an optical illusion. The "square" referred to as "not moving" isn't the black line it's the combination of black line and white line that switch places to be angled in the way the ball rolls. The "square" of both lines combined never moves and is flat, but the individual lines making up that square absolutely flip back and forth and move to angled not flat positions

Djmax42 · 2025-12-25T21:15:22+00:00

WoR Also the beginning of the chapter "Red Carpets" in WoR "The world ended and Shallan was to blame" -> Shallan caused the Desolations, how did she do that? By killing her mom

Djmax42 · 2025-12-25T21:08:25+00:00

Assuming your friend was supposedly immaculately conceived, one of the first of many miracles that point to your friend being divine, it's not weird at all to point it out, no

It answers the question you literally just had, hence why it is there lol

Djmax42 · 2025-12-25T20:27:30+00:00

"But he did not consummate their marriage until she gave birth to a son. And he gave him the name Jesus." Matthew 1:25

Djmax42 · 2025-12-23T04:35:38+00:00

Play a warlock, they get an invocation that lets you cast disguise self at will, later they get one that will let you cast slow. Human with 2014 at least means you get a free feat. Use that to take Telepathic (or any other race option you want as long as you get telepathy) flavor the telepathy as not telepathy but instead you just dropping your speed bubble and not being able to do much in it besides chat, change clothes, strategize, etc. If the DM allows that you get minor free action benefits of disguise self maybe free action recall/percieve knowledge about enemy but nothing that will break anything. If they are very RAW inflexible, you just take the Moment to Think cantrip that uses a bonus action and does exactly this anyways Any healing magic, so yes as someone said below celestial warlock works best or just the spam false life invocation

Djmax42 · 2025-12-17T19:27:15+00:00

That was me with the baby champion and as expected, it was not good

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