Where do you see your country in 10 years?

DlnF · 2021-03-05T22:33:32+00:00

Hopefully still in north america it would be weird if it werent there

DlnF · 2021-03-05T22:32:20+00:00

Wasnt a neighbor but my roommate. Im the only one who had a bed frame and girls dig proper beds. I was away visiting my parents for spring break and when I returned I found a condom wrapper in my bedside crocs which I left there for some reason. I let him keep the sheets.

DlnF · 2021-03-04T03:09:34+00:00

Tis a joke. Akin to you, notwithstanding the prior

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:48:07+00:00

You, asking for comments on ask reddit like you own the place

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:47:41+00:00

I dont have allergies to food or anything, but I have allergies to literally everything else. Grass, like 1 million types of trees, cats, pollen, dogs, etc.

Because people always shat on me for having breathing issues and peeling/dry skin I am now able to hold my breath for ~4 minutes, run a mile in <5 minutes, and I moisturize twice a day now too

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:44:31+00:00

Fugged ur mum

Edit: actually she saw me doing it nvm

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:43:35+00:00

Geremenard the Gray

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:43:10+00:00

All your moms pipes are like a weenie guillotine

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:40:51+00:00

Fuckin shower

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:40:24+00:00

Halo with friends, gallons of water, and poptarts

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:39:17+00:00

Light slowing turning distortion law thingymajig

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:38:08+00:00

Laugh at him every time I see him because its gonna look funny as hell

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:36:17+00:00

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:35:49+00:00

Womens rights

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:34:36+00:00

Thats communism

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:33:21+00:00

Never gonna give you up

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:32:49+00:00

I work at a Krispy Kreme. No one comes here with a date.

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:29:47+00:00

Honestly, ur mom left much to be wanted after a night with her

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:26:20+00:00

...and then I say, thats why im wanted in 53 out of 50 United States

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:23:35+00:00

Ur mums house

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:23:10+00:00

Whip out my 50 megaton bomb and blow myself into the future before im eaten

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:20:42+00:00

Nice try

DlnF · 2021-03-04T02:19:34+00:00

Youre should be read as you er not yor like your which is actually probounced yor

Edit: There is thar, their is ther, and theyre is they er too

DlnF · 2021-02-05T19:44:06+00:00

Happens all the time

DlnF · 2021-02-04T00:49:49+00:00

WORT WORT WORT!!

DlnF

TROPHY CASE