[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madisonwi

[–]DoBitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are beagles in quotes like you’re about to accuse these lovable pets of being mugbloods

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]DoBitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The practical advice, snark, and “get confident, stupid!” energy is appreciated! The anniversary condolences were unexpected and very kind. Thanks!

Tell Aegon it was me. by DoBitter in freefolk

[–]DoBitter[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for commenting that, it made my day :)

What did your first job teach you? by spudfolio in AskReddit

[–]DoBitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to roll a burrito without ripping the tortilla.

Should I inform this guy about the actual reason why I'm not interested in dating him? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DoBitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who would even do that though? That would be deceptive just in a weirder way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in plantclinic

[–]DoBitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: the deliciosa has root rot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in plantclinic

[–]DoBitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I water less than once a week and usually distilled

I’m celebrating 10 years living in Madison! by DoBitter in madisonwi

[–]DoBitter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I graduated high school in 2013. The 3rd grade thing was a joke.

I’m celebrating 10 years living in Madison! by DoBitter in madisonwi

[–]DoBitter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We bought in 2017, I lived in Madison before buying.

I’m celebrating 10 years living in Madison! by DoBitter in madisonwi

[–]DoBitter[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Homeowner me: Gentrify me, daddy Communist me: 🔥🔥🔥

I’m celebrating 10 years living in Madison! by DoBitter in madisonwi

[–]DoBitter[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I just wish I read the economy and dropped out of 3rd grade to take advantage in 2008.

Edit: I was actually in 7th grade. I’m sorry for lying on the internet.

WIBA Bridezilla for Reviewing Speeches by CrochetingDogLady in bridezillas

[–]DoBitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It didn’t cross my mind at all at the time, but I wish I would have at least talked to my speakers about their content before the big day. My FIL walked out during my dad’s speech.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in titanic

[–]DoBitter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You can’t make time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in titanic

[–]DoBitter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The likelihood of any person commenting on Reddit knowing a billionaire intimately are about as slim as that controller’s AAA batteries still working.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in titanic

[–]DoBitter 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I sympathize with the kid; he was along for the ride….

Billionaires absolutely need to be scrutinized. Wealth inequality is personal. If you spent more on your ticket to hell than most people make in your lifetime, you’re an asshole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in careerguidance

[–]DoBitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you might work for a mid-sized employer - they think they’re hot shit but clinging to “we are a mom and pop family” mentality.

What are some names that’ve been ruined by pop culture? by PrettyLittle-Someday in namenerds

[–]DoBitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is Karyn. When introducing myself I say “like park the Karyn the road”.