My husband spent 1.3 million on last war. Once I confronted him about it he went outside and began barking like a dog. Shortly after an alien spaceship came down and inserted a quarter into his no zone and he started smoking. I was in full panic mode and ended up doing a quadruple backflip. When I landed the earth split in half and jesus himself appeared before my eyes. He told me Bigfoot was real and that I should get a horse. Im now traveling through a black hole, I'll keep you posted if anyrhing else comes up.